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[ Yoo, pls promote me and my great stronk buff Sammy blog pls. pls pls pls <3 ]

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Sammy’s final form

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leaked chapter five final boss

he’s coming for you henry

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//Happy Halloween to everyone! Have some Buff Sammy in his halloween costumes

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TERRIFIED CHILD SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE

Sammy’s just confused. Has he done something wrong? Maybe he can give the screaming child some bacon soup. It might help against the screaming. He never liked the terrified screams of children. Or maybe he just calls Bendy and he can be able to calm the screaming children down. Yea, that’s a good idea. 

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why does stronk bendy exist

“I’m not my lord, but I think there is a stronk version of my lord out there. He’s the perfect form, don’t you agree? He is everything I try to become. With my lord in his perfect form we will finally break out of this inky hell and be free again” 

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--- FOR JJ, IT'S SAD FOR HIM TO FALL FOR THIS INKY BANANA

“I have to inform you that I’m not an inky banana. I think you’re referring to something called “The minions” if I’m right? Either way, I think you mistake me for something else right now” 

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a list of don’t sentence starters :

❝ don’t you dare touch him/her. ❞

❝ don’t look at me like that; like i matter to you. ❞

❝ i don’t understand why you’re acting this way. ❞

❝ don’t say that to me, [NAME]. not you, of all people. ❞

❝ what i don’t understand is how you can be so nonchalant in this situation. ❞

❝ please don’t make me go. ❞

❝ i don’t want to leave yet. ❞

❝ why don’t you just stay the night ? ❞

❝ don’t you love me anymore ? ❞

❝ no, you don’t understand. ❞

❝ you could, but you just don’t want to. ❞

❝ no matter what happens, don’t forget about me. ❞

❝ don’t say that you love me. ❞

❝ how can i live with myself if i don’t at least try to save you ? ❞

❝ don’t you know better than that by now ? ❞

❝ i don’t want anything to do with you anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to live a life without you in it. ❞

❝ your mind games don’t work on me. ❞

❝ i don’t want anything to happen to you. ❞

❝ please don’t miss me once i’m gone. ❞

❝ don’t go breaking my heart. ❞

❝ i don’t think anyone could love you the way i do. ❞

❝ you really don’t understand how much you mean to me, do you ? ❞

❝ i don’t want to die. ❞

❝ now don’t assume that this suddenly means we’re friends. ❞

❝ i don’t want you to be with anyone else. ❞

❝ don’t touch that, it’s valuable ! ❞

❝ ’ just friends ’ don’t look at each other like that. ❞

❝ please don’t cry. ❞

❝ don’t we deserve a happy ending ? ❞

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Azha's gonna stare up at Sammy, and...flex. She's a wimpy toon, but she's flexing anyway. - azhaeridanus

[ @azhaeridanus ]

He’s impressed anyway and nods. She’s worth to be trained by Sammy himself one day, he’s sure about that. So without saying anything, he just gives her a golden bacen soup can, a sign that he sees her as worthy. “Good…Stronk…”

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[ Yoo, pls promote me and my great stronk buff Sammy blog pls. pls pls pls <3 ]

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"You are going to work out with me. How do you want to carry things like this? You're too weak" (buffsammylawrence)

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Looks up at this weird as hell duplicate. Looks at the snickering Wally Franks ( he’s not helping ). Looks back at this impossibly strong Sammy.

Yeah. Joey probably has something to do with this.

“ You know what? I’m locking myself in my office. If you need me, don’t come find me. ”

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alice why did you do this

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//Because there’s no hope for me anymore and everyone needs a bit of buff Sammy in their life. Haven’t you seen this STRONK BUFF BEAUTIFUL MAN?? I’m not even sorry anymore adgsfsgs

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"My lord, I have a present for you" And with that Sammy almost smashes some bacon soup on the table in front of Bendy (buffsammylawrence)

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THIS   IS   FINE.

He   is   not   the   lord   that   Sammy   claims   he   is.   HE   WOULD   NOT   HAVE   ALLOWED   THIS   TO   HAPPEN   OH   HELL.

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Casually goes and picks Henry up and throws him over his shoulder before crashing through the wall with him. (buffsammylawrence)

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There’s no helping him. Good bye.

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"This is my Bacon soup. Give it back" He's going to fight for his bacon soup if he needs to. (buffsammylawrence)

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“Hey, I found it fair and square! If you want it you gotta say please. I am a lady, after all!” she ain’t scared of no biggu bois

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This is Cursed™ and I have no one to blame except the discord server

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MISTER CORNMAN MAN ME A CORN