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bug-reblogs · 14 days ago

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Stan got a huge lollipop today

#HIS LITTLE CHOMP.....#adorable #dr stone

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bug-reblogs · 16 days ago

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(part of) my collection… definitely in need of more

anyway here’s all the super awesome creators below for those interested

1. Suwamoo (Etsy)

2. Morimoirs (Etsy)

3. PenguinPunch (Etsy)

4. + 5. Pnutreese (Etsy)

6. Javajuicestore (Etsy)

7. Diamonddraws (Etsy)

8. + 9. @psychosnroses

10. (+ 11.) @bugmangaka (TheBugMangaka, Etsy)

12. Daeliu (Redbubble)

13. Dommy (Redbubble)

14. EmilyArtStudios (Redbubble)

15. @valmorphanize

I have other stuff not shown here by Phooeystickers, Todooi, and HubisCove (all on Etsy!)

#omg I'm so glad you liked my stuff! <3 #your collection is so cute!!#south park

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bug-reblogs · 20 days ago

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xenostan + corny pickup lines?

i had way too much fun with this, thanks XD

*no petrification au, just them being a pair of embarrassing gays*

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"They call this a sale? What a joke." Xeno scoffed under his breath as he frowned at the coffee on display. Alas, this was his preferred brand, so he reluctantly picked out the two he liked best. Not a moment later a pair of arms wrapped around his waist and then he felt warm breath against the back of his neck.

"Nice cans. Wanna go out sometime?"

Xeno looked down at the two cans of coffee he held then let out an exasperated sigh. He set them into the basket the other man held with his elbow as he replied flatly, "We've been dating since high school, Stan."

Stanley turned and whispered into his ear, "Is that a yes?"

Xeno scoffed and refused to dignify that with a response. That didn’t deter Stanley in the slightest. His voice was a gravelly purr as he muttered, “I was going to take you to the movies this weekend but unfortunately they don’t let you bring your own snacks.”

Xeno ignored the shiver that ran down his spine and the way he felt himself blush. The fact that his body even reacted to that stupid line was ridiculous. This whole thing was ridiculous. There was still shopping to be done. His eyes widened when he felt the faintest of kisses pressed to his earlobe.

He took Stanley’s hand and swiftly headed for the registers as he muttered, "The only place I want to go is home. Come on."

"Score." Stanley snickered.

♡ ♡ ♡

The rest of the day wasn’t any better than the trip to the store. Xeno didn’t know what’d gotten into his boyfriend, but he’d never heard so many terrible pickup lines in such a short amount of time. Maybe he’d found a book of them or something. Either way, the whole thing was exhausting.

He didn’t understand this strange kick the other man was on, but he wasn’t about to back down from a challenge. So when Stanley came into the lab with their usual evening coffee prepared, he was ready. He waited for the blond to set the mugs down then turned towards him, grabbed his shirt, and yanked him so they were nose to nose.

The genuine surprise in his love’s eyes was extremely satisfying. Now, to take it one step further with something he really couldn’t predict. Xeno’s tone matched the serious expression upon his face as he said, “Would you like to see my huge rocket? After that perhaps I could show you something even more impressive.”

Stanley burst into a fit of laughter. There was nothing he could do to hold it back. He put a hand over his face and shook his head as he snickered, “What the heck, Xee?”

“What...?” Xeno muttered. He released the blond and crossed his arms as he continued to eye him.

Stanley wiped the corners of his eyes then asked, “Is that seriously how you’d try and pick me up?”

“Are you claiming that it wouldn’t work?” Xeno asked right back. There wasn’t a shred of doubt as he added, “Because I guarantee it would.”

“Oh, you’re such a pain in the ass,” Stanley hummed. The fondness in his tone was unmistakable.

Xeno lifted his left hand to rest it against his own cheek. “Perhaps, but at least I’m an elegant one.”

A sultry grin spread across Stanley’s face. He lifted Xeno’s chin just slightly and leaned closer then purred, “Hey, good lookin’. Why not ditch the nerdy projects and come to bed with a real man? I’ll treat you right... until you beg me to stop.”

“That sounds like a most agreeable arrangement,” Xeno replied with a nod.

“Thought it might.” Stanley hummed with a smile. He leaned in for a kiss and watched Xeno’s eyes shift to the side. He paused, narrowed his eyes at the other man, then muttered, “What is it?”

“I actually can’t go anywhere yet because this experiment is time sensitive an- oof!” Xeno grunted when Stanley smacked the back of his head before he could finish. He rubbed that spot and grumbled, “No need to get rough, Stan.”

“Trust me, babe, I wasn’t. Yet.” Stanley winked then removed a cigarette from his pocket and stuck it between his lips. He lit that, blew the smoke at Xeno, then turned to leave. As he walked towards the door he called, “I’ll be in bed waiting to be wooed. You’d better show up with the single cheesiest pickup line ever if you plan on joining me.”

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bingo prompts (x)

#theyre so dumb i love them #xeno that was awful. that pickup line was the worst #and stan absolutely loved every second of it #dr stone

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bug-reblogs · 20 days ago

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Xenostan + morning cuddles.

If I may. But nonetheless love your writing. Thanks! 🤗

of course you may XD!! just our fav villains being big soft togetherrr nothing to see herrrre -nodnod-

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Stanley stirred from his sleep when he felt the bed move. He opened his eyes and blinked slowly as they adjusted to the bright light. Morning already. No wonder he had the worst craving for a cigarette. A soft grunt got his attention and he turned to look at the man next to himself.

Xeno was fast asleep and taking up more than his fair share of space as he was partially sprawled across him. Stanley loved to tease him about how clingy he was in his sleep, but the truth of the matter was that he absolutely loved it. He’d never get enough of waking up to this kind of thing.

Stanley couldn’t help but smile as he admired the other man. His normally meticulous appearance was nowhere to be found. Bedhead had taken its place instead and he looked like a total disaster. It was the cutest thing Stanley had ever seen.

He rolled onto his side, careful not to let the arm draped across him fall away. The dark scar on Xeno’s forehead had nearly as much character as the man himself did. It had grown on him for sure. After all, x marked the spot.

As soon as the thought crossed his mind he gave into it. Stanley planted kiss after kiss upon that plentiful forehead. He smirked when the scientist awoke with a grunt.

Xeno swatted at him halfheartedly then mumbled, “Cut it out.”

“Mm, nope,” Stanley hummed, “You’re in my personal space so deal with the consequences.” He continued his affectionate assault, kissing all over the annoyed man’s face. It was too bad he wasn’t wearing lipstick yet. That’d really lead to a masterpiece this morning.

“Stan.” Xeno grunted between kisses. “Stanley.” He quickly put his hand over the blond’s mouth to thwart the next incoming one. “Marry me.”

“Huh?” Stanley blinked at him. Was the guy still half asleep or something?

“Well, as close to marriage as one can get when the concept has been totally eradicated from the world,” Xeno said mostly to himself. He let his hand fall away from the stunned blond. There wasn’t a shred of doubt in his voice as he declared, “I want to refer to you as my husband from now on.”

Stanley’s eyes widened. He truly was left speechless. As soon as he felt his cheeks start to burn he pulled Xeno closer to himself then buried his face in his neck.

“Something wrong?” Xeno asked as he rubbed his back.

“No,” Stanley shook his head. “You just never seemed interested in that kind of thing before.” Though, in all honesty, he hadn’t exactly dwelled on it either. The two of them simply always were and Stanley assumed they always would be. No certificate would ever change that.

Xeno twisted strands of soft locks around his fingers mindlessly and explained, “I mistakenly assumed that we had all the time in the world back then. I don’t want to risk missing out on this improbable second chance to let the world know you’re mine.”

Stanley lifted his head and searched his eyes. No doubt. No hesitation. Xeno firmly believed everything he said. That diehard resolution of his was part of why he’d follow the guy to the end of the earth and back no matter what.

“So, what do you think?” Xeno asked.

“I think you need to ask me properly after you’ve had a cup of coffee,” Stanley replied with a wink. He pulled Xeno’s face to his chest. “But for now, I’m going to snuggle your brains out. It could take a while, prepare yourself.”

Xeno chuckled then nuzzled his chest. His hand slid to rest upon the curve of Stanley’s hip then he replied, “Very well, then. Proceed.”

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bingo prompts (x)

#UAAAGHHHHHH <3 #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #DVFGHJBKNBHJ ADORABLE #dr stone

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bug-reblogs · 20 days ago

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Fluffy July Day 28 @fluffyjuly Pairing: Xeno x Stan (Dr. Stone)

[modern au, established relationship]

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Xeno followed the smell of coffee into the kitchen. He glanced at the blond seated at the table and said, "Good morning, Stan. Already mid-breakfast, I see."

"Mornin'," Stanley replied. He held a cigarette just short of reaching his lips while he looked over the other man. After a moment to process what he saw he asked, "Is that my shirt?"

Xeno looked down at himself. The shirt in question was clearly too big for him. It was so long that it made it look like he was walking around naked from the waist down- which he wasn't. Because that'd just be silly.

Speaking of silly... the text on his chest that read "suns out guns out" surely took that prize. It was actually ridiculous. Why anyone would ever make a shirt such as this, never mind buy or wear it was beyond him. Yet there he stood, sporting it as if he was on the way to the gun range himself.

"Indeed it is." Xeno finally replied. He looked up and his eyes met the ones trained on him. There was just a little more spite to his tone than he intended when he added, "Someone who will remain nameless got lipstick all over the collar of mine so I had no choice but to borrow this for a while."

Silence followed his words. Xeno noticed this and waved a dismissive hand in the blond's direction as he muttered, "I'll return it once I wash it, don't worry."

"Keep it. Wear it every day for the rest of your life." Stanley said abruptly.

"That's highly impractical," Xeno snorted. Not to mention a crime against fashion.

One could practically hear the smile upon Stanley's face when he purred, "But it looks so good on you. Like you were born to wear it."

Xeno didn't bother dignifying that with a response. It was clear the guy was just trying to get a rise out of him. Well, he wouldn't bite. At least not before he had some food in his belly.

He wandered by the table, over to the cabinets, and glanced at the pair of matching mugs on the counter. The coffee pot was still brewing, bubbling to itself without a care in the world. It seemed to be almost finished. Good.

Xeno turned his attention to grabbing a bowl and some cereal. Then he finally headed over to the fridge. He could feel the pair of eyes that never left his back. Though threatening to burn a hole right through him, they weren't his concern at the moment.

"You have no idea what you do to me," Stanley sighed dreamily.

"I know I'll scold you for not having milk in the fridge," Xeno tsked. He turned around and frowned at the blond. "It's a basic staple in every household. How am I supposed to have breakfast now?"

Stanley tapped his cigarette above the ashtray in front of himself to remove excess ash. A little smirk spread across his face and he winked then said, "I'll give you all the milk you wa-"

"Stanley." Xeno cut him off. "I'm going to give you the chance to rethink that before you even finish saying it."

"You're no fun, Doc," Stanley replied with a little grin. His gaze never left the other man as he took another drag off his cigarette.

There was an air of haughtiness about Xeno when he replied, "I seem to recall you telling me the exact opposite last night."

"My, my. Aren't you cheeky this morning?" Stanley chuckled.

He stubbed out the cigarette and set the butt in the ashtray. Then he leaned both elbows on the table and threaded his fingers together. Stanley rested his chin on them before he added, "It's kind of turning me on."

"I'd be hard-pressed to find something that didn't turn you on, Stan," Xeno snorted and rolled his eyes.

Stanley was given a golden opportunity, so he took it. He batted his eyes and replied, "You'd be what? Sounds painfully sexy."

"It's too early for this," Xeno sighed.

Stanley laughed and lit anther cigarette. His eyes shined with amusement while he took a long drag off it. After he blew out the smoke he shook his head and exclaimed, "That's simply not true!"

#OHHH THIS IS SO CUTE OMG #THE BANTERRRR #dr stone

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bug-reblogs · 20 days ago

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