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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying
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I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️🌈💥🏳️🌈🚬🏳️🌈🏳️🌈💥🫃🏳️🌈👨❤️👨🚬🚬🏳️🌈💥
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last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
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Why is the Pope always an old geezer they should elect a young guy that isn’t on the verge of croaking so they don’t gotta pick a new one so often
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it's all bad but at FUCKING LEAST it's neil banging out the tunes day. at least it's neil banging out the FUCKING tunes day
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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
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is there soemthing special about commercial ant bait or can i just mix some borax into honey at home
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Betty White Kittyface was sleeping:

And then there was an soumbd. And this was not met with gracious approval:




Awake. But at what cost.
I love when she gets bedhead.
Also I sympathise. I too dislike noises.
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with how much time my cat spends in his litter box (and how loud that time is), i can only assume he has the greatest litter zen garden in the lands
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles
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