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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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sometimes i wonder what came over 16 year-old tommyinnit to produce the absolutely generational improv performance that was the nutty pizza karen
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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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sometimes i feel ive got to
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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karlnapity angst in big 2025 :(
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I felt like drawing his silly little bubble eyebrows
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if I said I was writing osasunakomo with multiple chapters would anyone be excited?
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched


Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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apologies if this has been done before but
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herpetological guide
#using this add my field guide#my identification key#herp taxonomical... thing#fuck what do they call it
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