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[bumblehoneybee]

What are your headcannons on dogday in your opinion?

In general?

I think he's Rick, from the tapes. Had some anger issues at first, maybe a short temper, but had lots of "therapy" and "training" to help him not show that sort of thing around the kids. That, plus the long years as a prisoner to Catnap, really did tamper down his anger into a hopelessness. But it reignites when Angel finds him, becoming more a determination to move forward and finally end all the pain and suffering.

And then when it's all over? He can finally relax. But the anger does linger, especially in continuities where Catnap and Harvey are with them. He can be mean to them, but isn't it deserved? Luckily there are therapists that don't require being able to see your face, or those you can pay for their extreme discretion

I dunno if this is what you're asking, but it's how I think of him!

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We need a Poppy Playtime "psychological" horror movies/series focusing on the toys and BBI's Point of view in life, like disturbing and entertaining, I hope they do that in the future! Don't you agree?

I do like the idea of something similar to analog horror being done with the experimental part of the lore. Tapes and reports and such showing what they're doing, how they're doing it. There'd be some vagueness of course, suspense of belief, but I think it'd be a very fun series! Super interesting to get into the nitty gritty of what this is and how it affects those it's done to!

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Imagine DD makes Angel a shrine, and CatNap stumbling upon it and just going "Hypocrite. >:0"

Literally not bothered by it at all. Just pissed bc he isn't allowed to have one for "rehabilitation purposes".

lmao

i'm struggling to imagine what it would be a shrine to (thought it would be funny if it was like a celebrity or something) or funnier still, it's just a small gathering of merch for a show they like or something, but Catnap is like "how dare you, the gall to show such hypocrisy in my presence" lmao

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Angel: Don't tell me you opened my bag of carbon monoxide?

DogDay, Cherub and Peanuts holding said bag open in the background: I'm talking hypothetically, how would we close it-

jefaoj "why do you have a bag of carbon monoxide one, and two how do we close it"

everyone getting poisoned i'm afraid lolol

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Woe, creature redesign be upon ye.

She is 5 miles from your current location and approaching rapidly. She will consume your drywall.

we love we worship we provide the drywall she wishes

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Cherub also plays the 'Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker' at a family outing once and both Dogday and Doey look shocked and annoyed (or at least Doey does, Dogday would probably look tired)

Kissy I can see covering the mini's ears, Poppy is being smart and not paying attention, Yarnaby is baby and has no clue what is happening, Huggy and Boxy are pointing and laughing at people reacting, Mommy is angry at the language, and Catnap stalks to find and whack Cherub out of hiding. All while Angel is proud since they taught Cherub that.

Angel is sitting in the midst of it all slowly sipping their drink cause loooooool

Dogday is the one that pokes and noogies them cause he's the only one who knows they taught Cherub how to do all this

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Cherub 100% walks behind Doey while playing a tuba.

They have a trombone and do woomps whenever he stands up or sits down. Doey mostly ignores it except when he doesn't and there's suddenly Yakety Sax playing but on a trombone

Cherub also has a slide whistle for Catnap, which pisses him off so bad why is it a slide whistle?? Why doesn't he get trombone noises? Thus the first hint of whistle is usually followed by a very high pitched Yakety Sax

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I feel like if Cherub were to learn how to hack, they’d break into Harley’s monitors jsut to play the “Shadow the Hedgehog’s a Bitchass mother fucker” monologue just to shit on him LMAO

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how did you know snapcube's dubs are my favorite thing ever

Cherub loves interrupting evil monologues or inspiring pep talk monologues. They come in swinging with awoiejfawoenhfawe sorry i just remembered the photo of sonic and shadow the president had on his desk why did he have that??????? jfoaijwefoanwefaieej

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DogDay: I miss my wife, guys. I miss my wife a lot. I'll be back. *Shambles off*

The other Critters: ???

Dogday is that guy with the serious Dad Lore and backstory that the critters are dying to hear but he's always so fucking cryptic about it cause the employees don't want them talking about their previous lives

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If Angel n DD were together while he was human (Say for example he was Rich, or another employee), and Angel was Harley's actually biological child, Harley 100% turned Rich (or whoever) into DD for the soul purpose of dating his spawn. He's just that petty.

Even worse, Angel works at Playtime, specifically Playcare, where Harley can keep an eye on them and they're semi-shielded from the reality of the factory, with the side benefit of tormenting DD.

Oooooh yes that's very good

Maybe Dogday originally wasn't even on the roster, but then he showed interest in Angel, and Harley, seeking to forever hold onto his little homemade doll, did away with Dogday before he could "ruin" his creation. And defo Harley would keep Angel around for the purpose of monitoring them, no matter where they actually work.

Angel is never assigned the Playcare, though. Has never seen it before, until they return far later

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Beee! Are your requests open? I have a really good angst idea!

They are!! Go ahead and submit it!

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Soooo i don't know if you're taking requsts or not really so you are more than welcome to ignore this! But i was wondering if you could write something like romantic or domestic between dogday and angel? I love all your other stories where they're being all sweet and i neeeed more of it i don't really have any ideas besides maybe like it happening while they're still inside playtime. Co? And they're just like taking care of each other and noticing like the small details you wouldn't see unless you were really focusing yk?? Wahhhh idk i hope im making sense im just a hopeless romantic who craves fluff 🙏🙏🙏

House Hunters

Every day is like this, ending in peaceful silence as the members of your wacky family finally wind down into exhaustion. Little bodies surround your couch, curled up in blankets and pillows, snoozing despite the drone of the television above them.

Their relaxation lulls you towards sleep too, but Dogday, half curled in your lap, growls enough to keep you awake. Not even the cart of your fingers through his fur is enough to calm his burning rage.

“Now,” you start slowly, earning yourself one hell of a stink eye, “I don’t want to defend these folks, but-”

“Carpet. In the bathroom.”

“But! The original red and black tile was pretty ugly.”

Dogday huffs hard enough to send Catnap’s ears flicking. “At least it was tile.”

“Oh, you’re gonna be such a diva if we ever house hunt.”

Dogday blows a raspberry, content to settle back down and watch the show instead of bicker with you. He seems especially pleased when the homebuyer’s friend roasts their choice of bathroom flooring, tail swaying across the couch cushions as he grumbles in agreement.

One of the Doey boys, Jack by the looks of it, climbs onto the couch with you both. He easily tucks himself into Dogday's chest, held secured by Dogday's long arms and soothed by his heartbeat. Dogday accepts him without looking away from the TV, rumbling again when an ugly wallpaper is chosen.

Maybe you really should look into a bigger place, if only to see Dogday's reaction to your horrid design choices.

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Dogday likes HGTV

Why? Cause I have decreed it

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Yarnaby would learn how to fake cry to get what he wants, but most people would have given what he wanted anyway. It's hard to resist his cute face~!

he doesn't need deception but catnap teaches him the art of it anyway, to make sure he has an edge in the game they're not playing.

angel was planning on getting y'all pizza and ice cream anyway. crocodile tears unnecessary, though they're still effective

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Cherub would be the type to eat anything just to say they could.

cherub goes "you dare me to eat that worm"

and catnap says "no"

and cherub eats it anyway

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Let's imagine, FOR OUR SANITY'S SAKE, that Doey gets to try normal food again. What sort of food would he like? we know he has three souls within him, but souls with different preferences. If Doey can't decide what to have, he will just go with all the ones Mathew, Kevin, and Jack want now. Leading to some weird food combinations, like a pizza, macaroni, and nuggets mixture🤣

ohhh he so does a weird food mash thing for a while. probably eats it in one go too, cause food is so precious!!

as time passes and he gets more comfortable, though, i imagine he eases off the frantic-ness of it all and starts to enjoy food again. whoever fronts is whose tastes he has, matthew liking more grown up meals (meaning things besides pizza and take out, homecooked meals) while Kevin and Jack constantly beg for sweets.

it's a glorious time when the separate and are able to eat separately, needing less in their new forms

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OH OH WAIT I can imagine that after learning that Sawyer continues to rebuild them after they die, Build-An-Angel might become even more careless with their life than ever! (Particularly for The Bit)

Angel, leaning over a huge drop: it would be really funny if someone Spartan kicked me rn

Catnap, standing up on his hind legs and winding tf back: :)

Dogday: Catnap. No.

Catnap: T O O L A T E

ohhh this would go well with a sort of numbness accompanying each death. it gets to hurt less and less and less with each death because your nerves are flying out.

so you get more reckless. you don't care, you'll be back. and dogday begs you. begs you. please, it hurts him when you hurt. what if you don't come back this time? what if His patience runs out?

who whispers to you that your death is a mere setback? the gentle voices lie.

you break your neck falling down the stairs. whoops!