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cock warming jacob has been on my mind HEAVILY.

mdni. 18+

he’s been out of the country shooting another film and for the past month you’ve been at home to complete the end of your semester. you both definitely wanted to jump each other bones but…

“holy f-fuck baby you’ve gotta relax for me.” he groans. you’re tight, so tight that jacob can’t even push in past the tip of his aching cock. so lifting up off your body jacob leans back to his heels taking his thumb and slowly circling your clit.

“can’t believe you’re this wet and won’t open up for me love.” he says pushing his hips slightly to give you more.

“i’m not doing it on purpose, your just big and it’s been s-so long J.”

“I know it big baby, so just lay back and let me stretch you. i’ll fuck you after.”

you lay back, letting yourself settle into the hotel sheets, but as soon as you relax here comes that straining knot in your stomach.

“Jaco-“

“don’t worry i know, let it happen love, let me in.”

and if he thought you were gripping him before, he was dead wrong. your whole body screws up as you come, that knot in your stomach spreading all over your body. you’re trying to grab his wrist to stop the touches he keeps putting in your clit. it’s no use though because as jacob works you through your orgasm he’s managed to slip half his dick inside. he’s slowly grinding his hips to meet yours to push himself in deeper, making sure he fits in every. last. inch.

and once he does, he holds you close to him; chest to chest to roll the both of you over, putting you on top of him.

“Can’t ride J, i’m still shaking.” you say nuzzling into his neck

“ssshhh, just relax, just gonna stretch you out a bit love.” he whispers kissing the top of your head as you both settle into the bed.

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uuummm…so funny story, I could not finish a single piece of writing. Also let me tell it id left for 30 mins not 30 days so my sincerest apologies. BUT IM BACK and have an inbox full of requests to fill.

also thank you for all the love during my absence, i’m so happy people love the writing that much 🥹

xoxo

Bunni

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Downtime - A. Aretas 🎮

Title: Downtime - A. Aretas 🎮

Fandom: “Bad Boys” Film Universe

Character: Armando Aretas

Pairing: Armando Aretas + Female Reader

Main Storyline: Armando finally earns this much-needed break. @nelo0wesker

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2024

“Baby?” You called Armando during his game while Reggie played online.

“Gotta tune out for a second. Hold on, man. I'll be right back.” Armando speaks with Reg, walking out of his room to meet you in the kitchen.

“How many hours now?” You smirk while Armando notices some cold dinner.

“3.” Aretas shrugged.

“Have fun, but if nothing else, just don't forget to eat.” You reminded Armando every time Reggie logged in.

“Of course.” Armando revealed his slightly accented English once more and kissed your cheek, finishing the game.

You jokingly rolled both eyes, laughing.

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idk y’all, i’ve just really been thinking about Jacob’s beard.

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imagine that he’s in between your legs, has been for what feels like forever, having you cum over and over on his tongue and he has no intentions of stopping, and you’re feeling so good you don’t want him to.

but fuck his beard is starting to make the inside of your thighs burn so much that you’re pulling your hips back into the mattress. “where’re you going baby?” he says finally picking his head up, beard glistening with your arousal.

“Your beard J, it’s starting to sting.” you reply softly, almost ashamed to admit it, glad to have your face slightly hidden in the darken bedroom.

“want me to stop?” he says placing soft kisses on the irritated skin, moving closer to kiss against your sticky swollen lips. he’s not taking his eyes away from yours though, no, even when his mouth is occupied you can’t escape his gaze.

and all you can do is drop your head back to the pillow; sinking your finger through his hair, you pull him back towards your center.

“figured.” jacob smirks, ready to make you come again.

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yeah i need that!

hey y’all!!! i’m going to do a poll or too soon about what you all want to see from this blog so stay tuned!

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“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.”

— Franz Kafka

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Foggy oaks

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does anyone know how to make a masterlist? id love you forever!

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Did some research!

NSFW Alphabet: Armando

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Armando seems to really care for the people he loves, so he’s very good at after care. He likes to sit on the outside of the bathtub while he washes you clean, making sure you don’t fall asleep and sneaking gentle kisses that make you giggle.

he always, ALWAYS, puts the comforter and your towel in the dryer so that way you’re toasty when you get out. and then when you're finally all soft and tucked into bed he likes to put his fingers in your head to massage your scalp.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

well, he’s a drug runner/assassin/cop, so i’m going to say his favorite of his would be his hands. he loves to see the work they can do, and most recently he can’t keep himself from slapping your ass hard when he fucks you from behind. seeing his handprint on you, even after the fact gets him hard all over again.

his favorite of yours is certainly your eyes, you were one of the first people to see past all of his wrongdoings, a person entirely unafraid of him. but he also loves the way they look when you’re on your knees with his cock in your mouth. you're such an innocent girl, ask anyone, even a stranger could see it in your eyes. so when you’re down there innocently looking up at him while doing something so dirty, yeah he’s cumming.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He wants to drink yours. He's recently found out that you can squirt and boy is he obsessed. he loves to see it push out of you, and if he doesn’t catch it in his mouth the first time he’s going to try and make you squirt again till he does. (sometimes he misses on purpose so he can keep forcing it out of you)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants you to play with his ass! One night when you were sucking him off, you went down to lick at his ball and went a little too far and lapped at his gooch on accident. and my god did that make his brain go fuzzy, he hasn’t asked for it yet, but he’s craving the feeling and definitely wants to take it further.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Armando is not a virgin, not even close! but wouldn’t say he’s a slut because slutting requires skill and he has very little.

you see armando did not really care about his partners until he met you, the women before were just something quick for him to get his rocks off. but he wants more with you, he wants to please you.

so the first few times you all do it he’s a bit awkward fumbling with the condom, not licking the right places. don’t worry though because with your direction he becomes the ultimate partner.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

The most common one you do is doggy, seeing your ass bounce off his pelvis sends him to another world.

but he actually prefers missionary, you’re just too fucking pretty to look at, and if he pays too close attention he’ll come waaayyyy to quick.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he has to be a little silly in bed, because if he gets in his head too much he can’t enjoy it or can’t please you properly.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

jungle, and you love it. especially when he pushes your head all the way down to the base of his dick and your nose takes in his scent.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Armando is so soft with you, he’s never had that before or really ever wanted it. now that he’s with you, he takes his time rubbing up your legs softly, kissing every exposed inch, don’t piss him off though! he fucks HARD when he’s upset.

like he’s probably got a good grip on your hair and he is damn near dragging you to your bedroom. when he lets go he’s tossing you towards the bed and honestly you start to laugh. ¿es cómico? ¿quieres ser una zorra?” he asks, taking off his clothes. Completely bare in front of you, your laughter is silenced because he’s so mad and you know this is about to be good.

“venga, mami” you get up from the bed walking to him, “no, gatea”, crawling to him you can already feel the burn from the carpet and when you get close he grabs your head again turning it to face him. “estas perfecta, en rodillas.”

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

not happening, he has you at his disposal, he doesn’t need to put his hand anywhere near his dick, because he’s just gonna bend you over and fuck you till he’s satisfied.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

HE’S A SUB, A SUB WITH MOMMY ISSUES. His favorite pastime has been sucking your nipples. He'll have you sitting down in his lap. with your arm around his neck, twisting your body, and his favorite part…pushing your chest into his mouth.

Armando is sucking so hard, while he has two fingers in your pussy, trying to stretch you out to fit him later. All he can think about though is how he’s going to get you pregnant because he NEEDS to milk your tits with his tongue at least once in his life.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

armando actually had you draped over his motorcycle not too long ago, he mentioned something about you tasting sweeter on his bike.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Armando was part of the cartel, every last woman he’s been with in any capacity has been a tóxica, except you…at least that’s what he thought.

Armando thought you were some sweet innocent angel, one who could barely cuss without your cheeks getting hot, but he’d pissed you off!

your chest to chest with him spitting absolute venom! with him seeming unfazed you’re getting even more upset.

“Mi Vida, tranquila por favor. You know she doesn’t mean anything to me” he says pulling you in closer by your waist”

“No armando, sabes que no me gusta esa puta”

“I know baby, i know” he responds kissing down your neck. “lemme show you you’re the most important girl in my life”

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No knife or gunplay; that’s reserved for people who’ve wronged him. He also has trouble controlling himself, and he’s afraid that he might take it too far with you, no matter how much you protest.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Originally he was a receiver, but when he got a taste of you all that changed. He's got you spread out in the backseat while he’s sucking on your clit. That tiny skirt you decided to wear tonight is pushed up toward your belly button. and he’s sucking on you so damn good, all you can do is rock onto his face even harder. “That's right, give me all of it cariña ” he says , pushing his face further into your center.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he has to go slow, he comes so quick with you! but sometimes you need it faster, harder and he does just that. he’s fucking you so hard that he has to grip your hips to keep you steady, and you’re pushing at his hips yelping a, “slow down amor!” but he’s already in too deep, he’s got to keep going at this pace, he has to give you what you want.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

loves them! since you make home come quick he’s obsessed with doing the same to you!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

oh he’s risky as hell! and honestly you’re both kind of into when people watch. For example, you two are sitting on the second floor of some exclusive nightclub, overlooking the dance floor.

your section is only filled with those closest to you, the ones you believe you can trust. so no one blinks an eye when armando unzips his pants and pulls his cock out, or when you climb on his lap, moving your panties out of the way, OR when you start bouncing on his cock, whimpering about how fucking full he has you. and honestly at this point it’s not even a risk bc he doesn’t give a fuck who sees you two, as long as they know you’re his.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

truthfully. he doesn’t last very long but that has yet to stop him. Armando comes quickly but literally seconds later he’s ready to go again, ready to feel you wrapped around him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I would say none, but armando definitely got you a butt plug. you’re fairly inexperienced so he’s always playing with your body, and your ass has been at the top of his list for a long time.

he’s sitting on the couch with you bent over his lap.

“Relax, cariña, it’s not going to go all the way in if you keep clenching like that.” he says, pulling at your cheek.

“i’m trying, but it feels so good”

“yeah, you like when I play with you back here.” he grins, pushing the plug in further.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he’s not teasing you, he’s too impatient. when he wants you to cum, armando means he wants it immediately.

he on the other hand likes to be teased a little. especially when you run his dick over his pants, whispering naughty promises in his ear of what you're gonna do to him later.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Armando thought he was quiet, mainly giving out a few grunts when he comes, but that apparently was a lie!

because he’s so noisy with you, he moans just looking at you, so imagine how he is when he’s inside.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sleepy Sex 👀

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it’s 3am and armando has to leave in a couple of hours, he has business to handle in mexico. and he can’t sleep, no he needs to memorize every inch of your face so it stays etched into his memory.

Armando pulls you in closer to him, rousing you from your sleep. “‘mmmm, qué pasó amor'' you say into the darkness scooting closer into his chest.

“nothing, just thinking about how beautiful you look in the moonlight.”

backing up into his pelvis, you feel it, you feel how hard he is.

“I must be absolutely gorgeous then” you say with a sleepy smirk.

and before you know it armando slips his cock in your wet center “so wet, this all for me?”

“always”

yeah that gets armando going, your admission that you belong to him that no matter where he goes your just his. he picks your leg up, keeping you on your side and just really digs his cock into you, nudging that spot that he hits perfectly in the early mornings.

Armando moved his hand to rub on your clit and now you’re coming before you even realize, your body freezing as he keeps grinding into you. you put your hand back on his hips guiding him to a slow thrust.

“you’re gonna make me cum again baby” you say, turning your head to peck his lips.

“Good, I need to make sure you’re satisfied before I leave” Armando replies, speeding up his thrusts again.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

8 inches, brown, bright pink tip. MAJOR GROWER, he’s probably like 3-4 soft, but that’s why he’s so damn cocky. Everyone underestimates him. He also cums a lot; you would swear he’d never cum before in his life!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

however high yours is! he only cares about sex as it concerns you, if you’re not feeling it neither is he, if you want to jump his bones—he’s ready.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He seems like a pretty restless guy, so I don't see him falling asleep anytime soon afterwards. I feel like he talks quite a bit after, even when he knows you’re sleep; those are his favorite moments.

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sorry for going MIA😭 i was scared to post this for some reason 🫠

but i’m back and my requests are still open!!!

https://www.tumblr.com/bunniandhoney/756207610671333376/can-you-please-write-an-nsfw-alphabet-for-jacob

Have you done one for Armando? If not could you? 🙏🏻😂

ok, so i’m kinda an armando fraud bc i’ve only ever seen the most recent movie 😭

my knowledge on armando is pretty limited, so let me do a bit of field research lol

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Strawberries & Cream

Jacob is a hungry tease. mdni. 18+

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Jacob was insatiable, and that’s putting it lightly.

7 years and three kids later he was still trying to get with his wife under any circumstance.

“Come on baby, the girls are still playing upstairs!” he says, already lifting up her sundress, hands reaching for the hem of her panties.

“Will you move your hands, you pervert.” Y/N giggles back attempting to slap his hands away. With a light wine he moves to her breast giving them a harsh squeeze, his lips breezing down the back of her neck.

Now it’s Y/N’s turn to whine.

Looking back at her husband, who’s found residence near the side of her neck, right under her ear, the spot that makes her knees buckle. He knows that this is the thing that will have her give no matter what.

The strawberries she was cutting up for the girl’s lunch are becoming the least important task at the moment. Because just as much as Jacob wants her, she wants him; wants his hands on her, wants the sultry whispers and soft kisses.

And boy is he a man made to please, Jacob would give this to his wife every time. “Let me clean those for you love” taking her fingers and putting them in his mouth letting his tongue curl around each one, the sweet strawberry taste falling on his tongue. Deep brown eyes stuck on hers and working his mouth the same way he does on her pus— “Mmmm, so sweet baby”

Rutting back into her husband, “J, please!”

“Please what love?”

Spoiled as she is, YN whines, “That’s not fair you came on to me!”

One of Jacob’s hands slowly makes their way back down in between Y/N’s legs, this time in her panties, softly rubbing at her lips just missing her aching clit. “ Didn’t say I was being fair today. Now say it, tell me you want me to fuck you while our kids are playing upstairs. Say it love, you know I'll give it to you real good. Right here!”

“I wan—“ thundering footsteps interrupt her plea. Quickly removing himself from his wife Jacob moves to lean back against the counter behind her, Jacob unable to hold his smirk. Flustered but trying to contain herself Y/N gets back to chopping the strawberries.

“Mommy, is lunch almost ready?” Y/D/N yells out of breath from running down the stairs.

“Yeah, can you go get your sisters and come down for me please?” A swift nod and she is running back upstairs yelling at her two sisters to come down.

Jacob is also rounding the counter to head upstairs, “I’m gonna go read through a script in the office, thanks for the snack mama.” he says, licking those same fingers that were just in Y/N’s panties.

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wow! first baby fic done!!! please leave comments and criticisms, but let’s keep it cute pls bc i’m sensitive <3

also lmk any other things you may want to see!

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Could you pls do an Armando X reader angst where he shoots her instead of Mike🙈 Idk what their relationship is so you decide lol LOVE LOVE LOVE UR WORK!! I hope I make sense😭💗

y’all i’m dead serious…WHEN TF DID MIKE GET SHOT?!?!?

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Sneak Peek on Life’s a Marathon Part 3

Jacob thought he knew torture when YN went missing from his life, but seeing her face light up when talking about her fiancé was pure hell.

Not a single soul mentioned to him that she was dating, let alone planning a damn wedding, and just to add insult to injury his mum has been there helping YN plan for months.

To say he’s sick to his stomach would be putting it lightly, especially when she tells him that she wants him at the wedding, but that “it’d mean the world” to her if he showed at the engagement party next week.

and yeah jacob’s going to throw up, because in all his years of knowing her she’s never even looked at another guy, and now she’s going to up and marry someone she’s only known for about a year.

oh how quick and cruel karma really is.

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part 3 is def coming this week, so stay tuned lovelies!

xoxo,

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idk y’all, i’ve just really been thinking about Jacob’s beard.

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imagine that he’s in between your legs, has been for what feels like forever, having you cum over and over on his tongue and he has no intentions of stopping, and you’re feeling so good you don’t want him to.

but fuck his beard is starting to make the inside of your thighs burn so much that you’re pulling your hips back into the mattress. “where’re you going baby?” he says finally picking his head up, beard glistening with your arousal.

“Your beard J, it’s starting to sting.” you reply softly, almost ashamed to admit it, glad to have your face slightly hidden in the darken bedroom.

“want me to stop?” he says placing soft kisses on the irritated skin, moving closer to kiss against your sticky swollen lips. he’s not taking his eyes away from yours though, no, even when his mouth is occupied you can’t escape his gaze.

and all you can do is drop your head back to the pillow; sinking your finger through his hair, you pull him back towards your center.

“figured.” jacob smirks, ready to make you come again.

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yeah i need that!

hey y’all!!! i’m going to do a poll or too soon about what you all want to see from this blog so stay tuned!

xoxo

Bunni

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https://www.tumblr.com/bunniandhoney/756207610671333376/can-you-please-write-an-nsfw-alphabet-for-jacob

Have you done one for Armando? If not could you? 🙏🏻😂

ok, so i’m kinda an armando fraud bc i’ve only ever seen the most recent movie 😭

my knowledge on armando is pretty limited, so let me do a bit of field research lol

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virgil van dijk anon here!!!! can you write age gap + height difference + size kink please 🌞

yes!

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because i think he loves a little cockwarming session after a match. he’s just too tired to give you a good fucking. you’re his good girl though, so you sit on his lap facing him as your cunt sucks him in.

“mmm. you always know how to make daddy feel good baby.” he says running his fingers up and down your spine.

all you can do is nuzzle your face into his neck and whine, because while he’s perfectly content, you’re trying your hardest to stay calm. virgil is just stretching you so damn good and the position puts him so deep it feels like he’s sitting under your rib cage. and even though you know he’s tired, you are starting to squirm.

“be good and stay still for me” he says tightening the grip on your hip.

“can’t it feels too good” you says rocking harder against him.

and frankly virgil has had enough; all he wanted to do was relax after his match, but you are just so damn cock hungry and he’s too hard to do this.

“fine, since you’re so damn impatient.” he moves his other hand to you hip and picks you up on his lap, pulling you off his cock.

and before you can complain about the emptiness virgil slams you back down on to his dick. he digs the balls of his feet into the floor to push as deep into you as possible, but now that’s not enough for him. no, you’re just the right size for him to do whatever he wants with you.

hugging you at the waist virgil stands up, never once stopping his thrust. and “f-fuck does this feel good.”

“yeah, you love when i bounce you on my dick, when i make you take it all.” he says panting

you’re about to cum, already close from the fullness of the cockwarming. his thrust are making his pelvis hit your clit so nicely every time he bounces you and “oh my gosh” do you start to shake against him, tightening your arms around your boyfriend.

suddenly he’s coming too, feeling you squeezing so tight around his cock, pulling your hips tight to his, resting you back on the sofa. he stays there for a moment gently rocking into you as his cum pours into your pussy.

“mm, you can pull out now baby.” you says when his thrusts come to a halt.

covering your whole body with his virgil kisses the tip of your ear and whispers, “daddy’s not done cumming baby.”

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hey anonny, here ya go! hope this tickles your fancy

my requests are still open so feel free to send more my way!

xoxo

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Would you ever write for jobe bellingham?

it depends on what it is. honestly, he’s a little young for me to be writing about him in my geriatric level as it pertains to smut.

buuuutt, he does have a hot older brother id be willing to crack on with!

if you want fluff or even angst for either i’m cool with that!