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Naps are also the time for gay thoughts and imaginary scenarios (also mostly gay thoughts)

Today for lunch we will be having a fuckton of chocolate milk and a nap (because we feel sick from all the chocolate milk)

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Today for lunch we will be having a fuckton of chocolate milk and a nap (because we feel sick from all the chocolate milk)

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I was promised a vessel and got thrown into a teenager who has their own shit to work through that is not being helped by this situation, and if I ever give up then the world is covered in darkness.

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The reason why papyrus isn't in deltarune is bcs we haven't made him yet give me 9 months guys he will be born ♡♡

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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Gay people: hey society im gay

Society: ok

Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!

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Love feeling horribly nauseous and sick for no fucking reason, has to be like my number one reason to kill god with my bare hands

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u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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enemies-to-psychosexually obsessed with each other. more of that

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reminder that things like carbs and fats and oils–those are GOOD things. those are valuable things that have served humans well for thousands of years. those are fundamental things that keep us alive and healthy. the issue is that our current food system gives us unprecedented access to those foods, and not enough access to the other types of foods we need to balance them out. a balanced diet is a diverse diet.

most of us don’t need to eat less, we need to eat differently. and the diets of millions of individuals–that’s not a reflection of personal choice, that’s a reflection of our food systems, and the governments and corporations that control them. if you want people to make better choices, first give people access to better choices. 

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Probably important to add, this isn't normal behavior for me I've never done this before so they just assumed I was just yelling for no reason

Had an argumentative dream today, woke up angrily yelling at around 11 and everyone in the house heard me

They're so used to my bullshit that they didn't even question me, I had to ask to make sure I didn't dream that part

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Had an argumentative dream today, woke up angrily yelling at around 11 and everyone in the house heard me

They're so used to my bullshit that they didn't even question me, I had to ask to make sure I didn't dream that part

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Well those are allllmost done

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Well those are allllmost done

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I just read Tshirt and immediately "the shirt is trans?" I don't know if I'm cooked or cooking but either way it's burnt

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>be me, massive egg

>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes

>have a type that i have to hots for

>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby

>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier

>mfw i became my type

>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men

>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes

>mfw past me is now my type

>wtf