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Sex traffickers will target cars that look feminine
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Between the barbenheimer shit and the grimace shake tiktok trend (e.g., social media users creating organic viral marketing for these products), I don’t think most people hate corporations nearly enough
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#my older sister#she’s in like a psychic war with her bf’s wife#she’s convinced the wife has many personality disorders but#they have met ONCE#and it was when the wife was her hairdresser#what the fuck did y’all talk about during that haircut??
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No, my bomb collar is beeping because I forgot to change the battery.
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no more about page if you want to know things about me make them up in your head
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they keep making new white boys
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liking a fictional male character like He's my pet hamster
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We Have Always Lived in a Castle cover (detail) - William Teason
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i only eat gas station dick pills and drink arnold palmer and i am incredibly effective and intelligent to the point that i have telekinetic abilities (level 3) i have recently been given access to atlantis tetrahedron power crystals by the us government. come fuck with me.
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the only personality traits on this site are a) bitter b) unfunny c) talented. like that’s it.
#the only subsection that doesn’t fit is#and i’m so sorry for exposing anyone to this combination of words#non-terf girlboss tumblr#they are just funny i like them
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in your head what colour is the number 7? thursday? the word 'opulence'?
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