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MAJOR WWDITS FINALE SPOILERS

Guys, I don't even want to try to sound happy or polite. I apologize in advance if anyone doesn't like it. But if you don't agree with me, I'm not ready for a discussion to be honest, I just want to stay with my opinion for now, thanks.

A shitty season with funny moments, but most importantly with a huge pile of queerbaiting. I started my account because of this series, it means a lot to me and it stays that way even after watching the finale, which is why it makes me so angry.

I feel like I was laughed at, that I was made to feel guilty for expecting a romantic canon, which is funny because the writers themselves originally wrote the fucking LOVE LINE between them. You can see it in the dialog, you can see it in the interactions, it's not just chemistry between the actors. The writers wanted it to look the way it looks.

That bed moment killed me, especially that kiss on the cheek and that stupid shit when at the end it was clear that Guillermo was hinting at a declaration of love. THE SCRIPTWRITERS GAVE HIM THESE LINES. And they all sound like "fuck you" to those who were waiting for normal canonization.

Honestly, I didn't even originally want to write this post, the season (especially finale) gave us nothing. No character arcs closed (only guillermo and vampirism maybe) and yes, they play that up in the final episode, but it doesn't make it better.

Did I cry with sadness? Yeah, like a bitch. But right now I'm more pissed off and disappointed than anything else.

Bitch how fucking good ofmd was at this, yes we made the love line not between a hetero couple but between two men and they don't bro, they kiss and flirt. They're fucking together. Who died from it? I am, but not in a bad way.

And after the shadow finale, it's like I've been spit on, to be honest. I love this show so much and that's why it hurts really bad to be fucked by it.

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What if the three alternate endings and the unexpected twist of the finale have something to do with nandor's genie lamp and his last wishes, there were three of them weren't there?

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these bros… first day they've made up, and they're already role-playing

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wwdits 6\10 without context

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I knew nandor had to punch guillermo's boss in the fuckin' face. protective husband am i right? that was so hot…. guillermo come get your man!!!

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I'm at the end of the episode: Oh, my God, they're gonna kiss.

nandor and guillermo:

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in my head when nandor got hit the first time guillermo grabbed that vampire barista saying “don't touch my nandor, he only has homoerotic fights with me”

oh and btw Nandor definitely had an erection when Guillermo killed the vampire in front of him. you're not gonna bullshit me.

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the last two episodes gave me more hope. nandor can say a hundred times that he is in love with the guide, but he keeps reaching out to guillermo and he’s happy when the vampires offered to call guillermo, and guillermo himself I'm not even gonna talk about…

look at the picture.

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nandor, the love of your life wasn't in front of your nose, it was in the car at that moment you idiot

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super safe i love my bbg so much this season i will listen him yapping forever

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

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In the scenario in my head, the kiss between nandor and guillermo should happen when nandor pulls his head out of his ass and tells guillermo his thoughts on fragile human life with that face

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nandor is like no human is special, and then gives his precious sweatshirt to his NOT special boyfriend

i mean whatever bruh

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OMG WHAT IF

You never told me you loved me.

I'll fix

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Why wasn't there a scene where guillermo comes home with bruises and nandor sees him and realizes that his human is also fragile but so special? wtf writers do i have to do all your work here for you guys?

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Fuck, I saw the tag was trending and I nearly shit myself because I thought something was up like UP UP

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So I need a scene where guillermo's new boss somehow hurts him and nandor goes wild…