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Shits fucked huh. I hate modded Minecraft. I'm scared your Honor

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I regret to inform you of the death of Hisoka Morow, who passed quietly in the night in his home at Heaven's Arena. Early in the morning 8:05AM He was found having suffocated silently, his own cock in his mouth.

Some Pictures in Memoriam Below

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why are the homestuck kids so recognizable in all fan art. there’s a million ways to draw each one but you fucking know jade harley when you see her 

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Gifs now work as your pfp on Ao3 I guess. Couldn't imagine my shock as I log in and my pfp is moving. I forgot it was even a gif in the first place

this is it btw

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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He's a 10, but when he cums he perfectly replicates the Wilhelm Scream

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You know, upon this rewatch (I'm in Greed island arc rn)... what the FUCK is Big President's Egg/Fledgling CEO. I must have blacked out the first time I watched this show because 1, I have no memory of this card and 2, does it fucking hatch a ceo of a company? I can see how it would work in-game, you'd just routinely make money from it I think but can you fucking imagine completing Greed Island and taking that card as your reward and you hatch like... a human called some shit like Bongis Fimch and he just owns a company called Stinky Breast Relic CO and you have to just ACCEPT it as it warps into existence.

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fight club clown

im going to the fight club

the fight club?

yeah. to beat the shit out of the clown that lives there

that lives there?

at the fight club. the fight club clown who lives there. at the fight club

youre going there to beat the clown up?

yeah. he lives there

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hxh recap episode 26

"hey aunt Mito. I passed the hunter exam. anyway. im going to head to fight club for money and beat the shit of the clown that lives there. See you again some day!! <333-gon"

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Rewatching HxH. Kurapika kicking Tonpa that hard in episode 15 is bad writing. He would have snapped his little twig twink leg on impact and Tonpa would have just kept going with Leorio's badge.

Tonpa would have been a battering ram to the breadstick

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Didn't update a fic for 2 weeks and someone blasted me with the 'abandoned fic' review. Bitch????? I have a life outside of gay sex.....

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Investigating

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Tip for farming appearances: transmog yourself basically naked before going farming.