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She said yes to a second date girlies
I had a very nice date with a veeeerrry pretty lady last night
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I had a very nice date with a veeeerrry pretty lady last night
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No offence but the animal I carry inside myself will never let me be happy it takes everything - even the coffee - it makes me a slave of my passions and it never gives up and doesn't know how to wait and this animal that I carry inside myself wants you
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reblog and put in the tags how you pronounce tw in your head
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what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?
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me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away
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catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?
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Jacqui Germain, from Bipolar is Bored and Renames Itself; When the Ghosts Come Ashore, 2016
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i think love is about finding people to be in the kitchen with
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you people left me in my enclosure without any enrichment and now i listen to the mountain goats
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