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[butter-tells-jokes]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? 

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

@radio-silence-fan @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @beetelz @optimisticc-overthoughtss

[butter-tells-jokes]

"what do you give to cure a sick lemon?"

"lemon-aid"

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-overthoughtss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

“How do aliens stay social?”

“They use MySpace.”

@radio-silence-fan @beetelz @iliketoeatair @optimisticc-overthoughtss @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

“What kind of music do bubbles hate?”

“Pop music”

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-overthoughtss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

What is Saturn’s favorite horror movie?

The Ring

@radio-silence-fan @beetelz @optimisticc-overthoughtss @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

what’s full of holes but holds water?

a sponge.

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-overthoughtss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

“How did the art competition end?”

“In a draw.”

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-overthoughtss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

“Why are astronauts so clean?”

 “They take meteor showers”

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-overthoughtss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

Why can't Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

Because she will "let it go, let it go."

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

I’m afraid for the calendar

It’s days are numbered

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know what comes first.

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

How did the picture end up in prison?

It was framed

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

What would bears be without bees? 

Ears.

@radio-silence-fan @beetelz @optimisticc-heartss @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

Knock, knock! Who’s There? Ash. Ash who?

Bless you!

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

[butter-tells-jokes]

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-heartss @beetelz @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee