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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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One thing ABUNDANTLY clear to me in my old age (31) is you have to actively resist the "kids these days" mindset. It's this area where otherwise sensible people seem eager to give in to their most reactionary impulses
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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:
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interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and
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A proboscis monkey makes a daring leap into the river below
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“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me
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