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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations
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