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i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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this is so neat

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Mark Hamill is like the Tony Hawk of cartoon voice actors; in spite of the fact that he’s been doing it for decades and has played some of the most well known characters in some of the most popular shows around, everybody is still absolutely flummoxed to learn that their favourite character was voiced by Mark Hamill.

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NEW PASTA JUST DROPPED

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I had a kid who I had named Mitochondria, who eventually grew up to become a prison warden. Whenever people would ask me what she did for a living, I would tell them, “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.

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you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!

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Why does Fearow sound like that

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Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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Fuck minimalism. All my homies hate minimalism. My room looking like an I Spy book

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Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

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Burst Water Line Checklist

Call your insurance carrier directly on their 800 number. Do this as early in the morning as you possibly can so you’re in queue. The wait time for an adjuster can be up to 5 days so you are going to need to do what you can until they get to you.

Turn the water off either at the street or at your main water intake.

Call a plumber now. Get on their list. Have the plumber save the part that is broken.

Ditto for water mitigation. Until they get out…Get things as dry as you reasonably can. If you use towels or bedding to absorb water, count how many. Your insurance may reimburse you for laundry costs or replace the towels.

Take pictures of everything you can before you throw it away. Get labels on furniture if you can. Same with electronics. Make a list; it will make handling the claim faster if you do this as you go. Take down the brand, make/model, where you bought it, and how old it is. Only toss it if it is actually damaged beyond repair. Wet does not equal unsalvageable.

Take pictures of the carpets, padding, flooring, drywall, etc before you rip it out. Save a 12x12 piece if you can since the insurance may need it for sample analysis (aka getting you more money).

Keep track of how many hours you spend doing mitigation. Your insurance may reimburse you.

If you rent a dumpster or trailer, keep the receipt.

If you need to go to a hotel because your house is unlivable (no power + no water), save the receipt. If you need to order food, save the receipt.

Take pics of the food in your fridge/freezer, in detail if you can. Your insurance may reimburse you.

Some of the home improvement stores will rent dehumidifiers. If they’re out, document that they are out before you buy one. Save the receipt.

You are not alone. It’s going to be okay. Just take a deep breath and call your insurance. Good luck!

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Scotland has a salt truck map and all the trucks have names 😭

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any customers that read this blog- i encourage you to try and leave good reviews for retail employees who serve you this year. guaranteed that everyone still working during the pandemic and lockdowns and changing rules is having a hard time right now, and reviews are pretty bad across the board because of customers taking out their frustration on employees