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Apparently some people don't know the Dan's 18th birthday lore so.

That was the day Phil posted Space Adventure and Dan spam commented every video and then tweeted this:

So yeah he was hitting man with "I think I'm in love with you" on June 11, 2009- the day he turned 18 and before they ever spoke. Had zero chill from day 1 but his stalker rizz pulled amazingphil so we can't fault his methods.

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dan and phil have the only relationship in the world where sharing four cursed pictures of your partner is the most romantic public tradition EVER and it makes sense cause we have proof from phil that by the end of the year he has hundreds of curated posed and candid photos of his silly boyfriend on his phone and what is love if not forever capturing what you love most (and made you laugh hardest).

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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c. 1875 Mintons tile design

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TIT night has me feeling and no i cant elaborate

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two hours until dan and phil finally fuck on youtube

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British ….. beach ……… vacation ……..

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dan and phil saying they were annoyed by the disgustingly beautiful couple in front of them like please

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From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later

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I don't think we give dan enough shit about how he is such a fan boy that got so lucky. You are one of us bitch. You parasocial social fan boy. EMBARRASSING. OWN IT. OWN IT MORE.

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your stupid boyfriend doesn't have a crumb of whimsy

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your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.