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These are awesome!

Some more slumscraper sample builds, even a simple hut! All from our Openpeg infinite stacker system, launching on kickstarter 4-30-18

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This is so funny.

Being college roommates with Peter Parker would include

Done with the amAZING @purelyparker  

When you move in you walk into the dorm and the first person you see is Aunt May

She’s just folding all of Peter’s clothes and making his bed (doing Mom stuff)

Peter’s in the corner of the room like “Aunt Mayyyyyy” cause he’s annoyed by her doing everything but secretly loves it

When he sees you at the door he immediately drops what he’s doing and runs over to help you with your boxes

But he kinda trips

Cause his side of the room is still all messy

And so your first meeting is basically just him uncomfortably tackling you

“ohmygoshimsosorryareyouokayhereletmehelpyouwithyourthings”

May starts to leave and Peter gets all e m o t i o n a l

But he wants to seem tough so he tries to hold in his tears

As soon as she leaves though he’s a goner 

He starts BAWLING AW BABYY

You don’t really know what to do cause he’s just apologizing to you the whole time

Once he calms down a lil bit you go and sit with him and try to make him laugh

It works and he stops sniffling

“I’m just really gonna miss her”

After that he’s convinced he made an awful first impression 

Even though you found it really touching

But he does everything in his power to make you like him

He’ll come back to the dorm with an assortment of cookies

“I didn’t know which kind you liked”

You guys eat cookies and laugh and watch some tv while you set up your beds and stuff

He’s still convinced you hate him though :’(

He sees you brought a joke book and so he flips through it and tries to memorize the funny ones to weave into conversation

Like he actually tells knock-knock jokes when he knocks on the door

“Knock, knock!”

“Peter you can just come in”

“You’re supposed to say who’s there”

“Who’s there?”

“Disc”

“Disc who?”

“Disc is a recorded message…” *snicker*

You laugh a lil extra to make him feel better

Then he starts trying to impress you with like clique guy things

He legit prints out the Wikipedia page for “Football” 

The kid studies the page

So when you guys actually go to your college’s football game he cheers like the entire time even though he has 0 idea what’s going on

But that’s okay because you buy you guys pom poms and you both just cheer together and are just really cute

“Wait do you actually know what’s going on”

“No, Peter, I don’t like sports”

“Oh thank GOD”

He quits the act and you can tell he’s a lot less squeamish around you

Okay okay but both of you hate going to class

You are both always, always late but you kiss up to the professor for each other so it’s okay

Sometimes you guys will take turns going to class

Your schedules are almost identical anyway

Peter will take notes in class and bring them back to you to copy if he heard that you went to bed really late the night before

He’ll actually turn your alarms off because he knows you need your sleep

If you fall asleep studying he’ll put a blanket over you

And then a pillow under your head

And just do so much to make you comfy that he’ll wake you up

“Peter what are you -”

“Shhh, shh, go back to sleep”

He’ll take selfies with you while you sleep though

Like pose with you and make stupid faces and all that cute stuff

He’ll draw mustaches on you

“If I can’t grow facial hair then you should be able to”

And then he’ll send them to you so that when you wake up you can see him giving you bunny ears while you druel on your paper

You actually find out about him being Spiderman within like the first couple weeks though

Cause he always swings aiming for your guys’ room but might end up crashing into someone else’s

“Why do all the rooms have to look the same??”

He always accidentally puts his suit in with all of your laundry though so everything always shrinks and turns pink

But Peter actually has no clue how to do laundry

“Can’t I just send May my clothes? I can send yours too, if ya want”

“Peter we are not sending your aunt clothes to wash”

He tries to use detergent once but puts way too much in and everything smells like soap for like four weeks

He doesn’t know how to go grocery shopping either

He’ll like send you pictures of stuff at the store cause he doesn’t know which brand mac and cheese to get you guys don’t even need mac and cheese

You try to help but he just is afraid he’ll mess it up so he comes home with like 17 boxes 

“Peter are those all mac and cheese boxes?”

“There were just so many - I chose the ones that looked the yummiest”

He ends up trying to cook the mac and cheese in the microwave in a plastic bowl without any water and a metal spoon

Soooo the fire alarm goes off and the whole building has to evactuate

He’s so careful about showering and stuff

He hates communal showers

“What if I get… like.. foot fungus?”

He’s so sweet about you showering so innocent

“Peter can you hand me some shampoo”

“Are you sure?”

“Peter I need shampoo”

He falls over everything because he was covering his eyes and shutting them

“Peter are you okay? What’s taking so long?”

“I fell in the toilet”

“You wh AT?”

Peter loves your girly shampoo

He uses it like every day but never wants to fess up to it

You totally realize you’re going through it a lot faster though but it’s okay because it makes his hair smell so good and he knows it

OKAY BUT PETER ASKS FOR GIRL HELP LIKE 25/7

Before he goes on a date he’ll buy like seven colognes and ask which one “gives off nice guy vibes”

“It’s cologne Peter, none of them do”

He’ll find your bras and thongs lying around sometimes and feel really bad when he does

Thongs confuse him so much though

“But… where does the… where does the butt go?”

“Peter oh my gosh”

One day he actually just asks “what are turn ons”

One time you guys tried kissing but vowed never to again because you’re friends

On your period he is so damn clique

Like buys you a bunch of ice cream and stuff

“What size, uh, tampons do you wear?”

“Peter did you go to the store just to get me tampons?”

“…Yeah, uh, about that, what do they look like? Like I know what they look like but what does the box look like?”

“Peter you don’t have to get me tampons I have plenty”

“But… what if you run out?”

On Valentine’s Day you guys will just chill in the dorm and pretend to be chocolate connoisseurs 

“Hmm this one tastes very… chocolatey” 

“Peter that’s the wrapper”

Whenever you go on dates Peter won’t let you walk home alone

“Peter it’s okay I’m like five minutes away” 

“But it’s - it’s dangerous. I don’t want you getting hurt.”

HES JUST TOO SWEET AND PROTECTIVE

Whenever he gets rejected by a girl he’ll just be super sad for the next couple of days

But you’ll just give him super long hugs and he’ll feel better

He actually loves rom coms but won’t fess up to it

You guys love watching shows together but can never agree on ships

“BUT THEY’RE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER”

“Peter you’re WRONG”

“But looK AT HOW HE LOOKS AT HER”

Peter being curious about your makeup so you give him a makeover once

“How do I look?”

“You look gorgeous”

“R-really?”

“No this was an awful idea”

Legit pillow fights ALL THE TIME

Sometimes you’ll be trying to work and he’ll just jump on the bed to try to distract you

“Peter will you stop jumping?”

“YOU’VE BEEN WORKING FOR SO LONG”

You guys will 100% have Star Wars marathons after midterms

Then you’ll get all geeky and make another Lego Death Star to decorate your dorm

Also video-chatting Aunt May whenever possible

Peter will leave lil inspirational and positive post-it notes around everywhere when he sees you’re stressed or sad

You guys just care so much about each other it’s ridiculous

Peter always sleeps with a bear and a night light though because honestly he’s still just a little boy

Sometimes he’ll have really bad nightmares and you will get up to calm him down

He occasionally loses his bear too, so you serve as replacement

He loves being the little spoon

He’s memorized your coffee order and will go on a coffee run to help you during all-nighters

Also he knows your food order for literally every restaurant around you because you guys get take out 4/7 days of the week

Your guys’ favorite is Thai of course

Cause you larb each other

Oh yeah PUNS ALL THE TIME TOO

You steal his pun shirts because they’re just too pure

“Have you seen my telekinesis shirt?”

“Which one? Thiiiiis one?”

“THATS MINE YOU CANT JUST WEAR IT WHENEVER YOU WANT”

But honestly you can wear it whenever cause Peter finds it endearing

Literally everything you do Peter finds endearing

And you for him

You guys are just the best

Best friends and just the. best.

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That’s what we call ourselves. We’re sort of like a team.

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This what everyone would have preferred for Age of Ultron.

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Yasss

NEW ‘SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING’ POSTERS!

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endless list of MCU characters → clint barton

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You gotta watch your back with this guy. There’s a chance he’s gonna break it!

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Aw Clint what u do dis tome

AW, COFFEE, NO. (hero edits 8/?)

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OMG TIOSE MLG SKILZ

Clearly retirement doesn’t suit you. Get tired of playing golf?

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So cool

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Dem skillz

#the best role model, #an actual cinnamon roll, #peter parker everybody

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♫ Spins a web, any size

Catches thieves just like flies

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man ♫ 

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“Okay. This looks bad.”

“YA THINK?!?!”

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You’re pulling your punches.

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