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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

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A PAMP does not always have to be microscopic, sometimes it can be a grey blazer or the sound of a laugh

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Is it bad that anytime i see frills or ruffles anywhere, I immediately think of macrophages

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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keep fantasizing closing my laptop and just smashing it over my head at this point.

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saying speak of the devil when the devil walks in

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the symbolism is astounding

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campus on a sunny day is only a good thing about university when you’re actually outside in the sun hanging out with you’re friends, not stuck at home trying to muster up the cOURAGE TO GIVE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASES EXAM

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Physically I’m watching people mumble their way though their personalised med presentations, mentally I am eating tomato based fish curry with wedge shaped potato slices and lots of coriander

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This module could have been an email

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LinkedIn is such an evil website that sometimes to cleanse yourself of it, you ned to choreograph an entire dance to Maroon 5's Payphone

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cannot wait to shove biscuits into every available pocket space at the module fair on wednesday, they may not be paying me but i will take payment.

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✨ceetotoxique T cells✨

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especially when you start hallucinating your french microbiology lecturer wearing a leopard print tank top and a burgundy skater skirt

Doing 6 hours of class on virtually 0 hours of sleep is a very bad idea

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Library Lock In Final stats

words written: 1050

drinks spilt: 1

papers read: 237

olives consumed: 0 (jar could not be opened)

regret levels: through the roof

brain cell condition: fried beyond recognition