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what if the moon was light pink with heart shaped craters

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bro u dont gotta understand the relationships other people have but u also dont have to invalidate them????? 

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You were closer the first time

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oops! i’m delightful

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im just sippin wine next to my dog 

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Me at any party I ever attend: *melancholically stands in front of the window with a glass of wine in an attempt to find the dim green light*

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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i think i’ve watched the entirety of netflix’s catalogue by now

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fuck it. baby snoopy

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BBQ

blease be quiet

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i’m just a boy, sitting at home, waiting for human interaction

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almost had a coherent thought today... that was a close call!

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OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

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when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

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accidentally typed my gh like “fundingyeontan”.

it’s not wrong. i do fund my dog.