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young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

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Breakfast today is Cursed Cereal. It *is* vegan friendly but it does scream... really loudly...

On account of his extra special compliments to the chef, Soren will be receiving a batch of Grass Poptarts! Come quick, theyre fresh out of the oven.

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oh god...

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I'm glad you like my cooking soren! I'll make something extra special for you :]

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Nope! I'm actually just preparing for tommorows breakfast! Thanks for asking though :)

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DINNER IS CAMP HERE AND THERE SEASON TWO TEASER

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Live footage of me bapping..,.,,,

Redeveloping my chnt interest

OUGHHHH MATTHEW OUGHHH

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and ritz crackers for lunch. getting all these nutrients mhm.

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The kitchen is currently undergoing renovation, we're gonna have lunch on the sports field today! Tgat being said, lunch today is fruit cubes!

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Hey Matthew can you make me chicken soup? :)

Best I can do is Chicken Head stew for dinner, sorry :(

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chef matthew where did you go to college

Who needs college when you have an unstoppable optimisim, a can-do attitude and multiple knives?

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Sorry Yvonne :(

DINNER IS COTTON CANDY! Actually, back in college, I ate a lot of cotton!

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Source

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This is true, I'm actually making a half-ice half-gravel breakfast tomorrow!

humans eat ice because it simulates the feeling of eating gravel, which is a human instinct

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DINNER IS COTTON CANDY! Actually, back in college, I ate a lot of cotton!

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Happy Dinner! Today we're having the giant peach. James let me have it :D