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LANA DEL REY RIDE SUMMER CHUBBY GIRL SUMMER WE GETTIN SPICY MARGS AND BIRRIA TACOS!
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at the end of a rejection email lollllll beyond parody lolllllllllllll
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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hour long video essay titled "Why Don't Straight T-Girls Incest-post?"
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every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot
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kinda funny when online discourse can be refuted with ‘I was literally there’
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