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U ever read smthn and can tell the authors sense of sexiness never evolved past messy bun oversized t shirt polyvore wattpad era shit. Ur a grown woman and all u can try to do to convey sexiness is “she wore a tight dress and heels” girl fuck u

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lets go to the beautiful land of jerking off.... everyone all together.... take my hand. no not that one. that ones busy.

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SLENDER review

Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.

I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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heard the words "white smoke" and got excited cause i thought we were talking about torkoal but apparently it's just the new pope. LAME

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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Yeah I'll go ahead and integrate that into my belief system

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let's have a hot springs scene where we compare boobs

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Indignant poster: "Oh so adults aren't allowed to watch cartoons?"

Wise poster: "Steven universe is the only thing that grows in my low-potassium soil. I pickle and eat him come winter."

Admiral Yi Sun Shin: "I have invented a new type of ship that will devestate the Japanese navy."

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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i feel strongly about this

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all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

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this is my new artfight oc