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I think every pizza/kebab place that stays open late on the weekends has seen somebody drunk off their tits literally weep from joy because what they're currently eating is like the best thing they've ever eaten in their life.

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Hit a another night elf with my Nissan

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legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

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here's a new blend it's sleepy and bitter hope you like it

it's constant distraction or nothing at all;

i waited for hours---you didn't call!

don't try to trip me, we'll both take the fall,

let's keep it civil and call it a draw.

let's keep it civil and say only half of it:

i am a counterfeit, you are alive.

dreaming repeating of love beyond filigree,

i am a honeybee, you are the hive.

save me the argument,

i'm not looking for an answer in humility.

i am a masochist, wretched in practice and fantasy;

i cannot look in your eyes, dear.

save me the argument,

i'm not in the mood to be a guillotine

or an arbiter---i'm headless already.

i'm not a real person like you.

i don't know.

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Home is where you never have to explain why you are currently naked.

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this wretched twink with big pleading wet eyes trembled toward me at the bus stop today so i slammed him into a wall and knocked his prostate into his esophagus

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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

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i just destroyed every road that leads to rome

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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Trying to watch porn but a flayed skull keeps screaming the exact date of my death at me and it's really taking me out of the mood

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whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

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US President Laughing Skull, when pressed for comment, responded predictably

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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

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Being 22 is weird as fuck. Someone 5 years younger than me is effectively 3 sniffs old + just born. Someone 5 years older than me can have a PhD. I know someone my age who recently realised that by buying a bed they can sleep on something more comfortable than the floor but other people my age have kids. there are people younger than me becoming world-famous musicians and athletes. what the fuck is going on