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obviously fuck the troops etc etc but i do think one of the funniest things to come out of the US armed forces from an engineering perspective is the solution to the problem of "how do i land this fighter jet on as short of an aircraft carrier runway as possible". and it turns out the best answer the combined brainpower of the most overfunded military in human history could come up with was "stick a hook on the bottom of the jets and a bigass rubber band across the runway lol". actual looney toons shit. and to top it off the most common failure mode is for the rubber band ("arresting cable") to snap and release ungodly amounts of energy capable of literally whipping US troops in half, which fucking rules
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my favorite part of the community wiki
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ok slendy, didn't know your social media presence consisted only of reddit circa 2018
Sleeping on the ground and local teens rolled me onto a raft and sent me down the river... Im like that unattractive guy from the Lorax...
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this one?

Sleeping on the ground and local teens rolled me onto a raft and sent me down the river... Im like that unattractive guy from the Lorax...
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Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
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The settler state arguably got the worst white demons in the world
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my culture isn't your costume you monster
"What the hell am I doing here?" (Creep, Weirdo, Et. al)
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god i wish i looked like zelda god i wish i looked like zelda god i wish i looked like zelda god i wish i looked like zelda god i wish i looked like zelda
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i get the strong urge to bite off a person's jugular vein anytime they say something vaguely neoliberal
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does me having scoliosis count as body horror
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mr tenna tv man please teach me your ways how do you get your baddies i must know
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i just admitted to liking some British food
I am not living to see the dawn
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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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I have been crying over blame it on the sun by stevie wonder for 50 minutes, god i love this man so much

like i dont think i can even express how much this mans music means to me. id say there's like 5 people out there who really understand the love i have for this man and his music. a god among men in every sense of the world
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