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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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the antidepressant properties of the thing you were obsessed with at 13
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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack
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not interested in getting involved in the rest of this discussion, for the most part, but to me this is a GREAT piece of advice that many people these days don't seem to be getting or understanding.
not everyone you meet or interact with is your friend, the requirements and expectations for respectful behaviour between friends is not the same as between strangers.
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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