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living in the pcu (paddington cinematic universe)
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cactiverse · 6 hours ago
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i love when i correctly identify a bird it feels like this
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cactiverse · 6 hours ago
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also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere
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cactiverse · 5 days ago
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fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs
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cactiverse · 7 days ago
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mole crickets might just be one of the cutest bugs ive ever seen in my fugging life im not even messing around i feel like i wanna kiss them and hug them and pet them like a little puppy doggy
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cactiverse · 13 days ago
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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
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photos by Michael Plewka
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
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photos by Ian Hutton, Kevin Lee
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cactiverse · 14 days ago
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vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them
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cactiverse · 16 days ago
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wrestler
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cactiverse · 16 days ago
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mama and her little guy
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cactiverse · 16 days ago
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Philip R. Goodwin (1882-1935) - Oil on canvas, 91,4 x 66 cm. 1907.
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cactiverse · 16 days ago
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sturgeon
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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Gulmp.
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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Southern Gaudy Commodore (Precis octavia sesamus), family Nymphalidae, Eastern Cape, South Africa
photographs by The Dusty Path
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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Fantasy-ifying the Pacific Coast 🐲
(journal sketchpage wip)
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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[2021] Wyrm of Calibreon
Would you still love me if I had upward facing eyes and a face that looked like it permanently had dirt all over it? And was a Wyrm? 🥺
info about these guys under the cut!
The Yellow-Lipped Wyrm or The Grass-Faced Wyrm are endemic to Southeast Haedera, and are not to be confused with their smaller and less dangerous Scrub-Faced Wyrm found in Azteram.
           Wyrm are a broad species which are mostly small to medium in size- the exception is the Grass-Faced Wyrm which is the largest of all of the species. Most Wyrm employ a decoy ruse when it comes to hunting which pairs well with their comical yet well-placed upward facing eyes.
           The Grass-Faced Wyrm hunts by digging out burrows or holes and covering themselves with soil or nearby grasses. For a trained eye, it is relatively easy to spot the often poorly buried giant lump of grass. For camels and other hooved animals the disguise works remarkably well- leading to the high success rate of hunting with Wyrm. Though large Wyrm avoid hunting humans and can typically spot any prey they deem to be too much to handle with before they act. If stepped on, however, it will most definitely make its presence known and bite, thrash, claw or strike out with its tail against anything that bothers it.
           Almost all Wyrm are poisonous but thankfully the worst effect of the Grass-Faced Wyrm can be slight dizziness or numbness in the bitten area. Relying mostly on brute strength the Wyrm will curl their tail underneath them in their hidden lair, and like a tightly coiled spring leap forward and lunge outward at unsuspecting prey. Their grassy noses not only helps with disguise but the sensitive barbels on their nose double as 'tremor detectors' to determine the weight or pace something is moving towards them.
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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• the back of cards
sorry for not posting in a while i’ve run out of ideas for the moment
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cactiverse · 17 days ago
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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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