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sketchbook doodles

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the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others

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"i don't want to become another goddamn mystery" to "...but i have his story"

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Currently impatiently waiting for the new Magnus protocol. Give it to me

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This is what they meant hahaha right ahdkah jon and martin are alright ahhababa

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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jon dress up

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the cinematography….

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what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

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do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

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beautiful conversations happening on twitter

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yo what the fuck is going on with my computer

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Literally will never recover from the character Jon Sims. Cursed by spiders from age 8. Acted skeptical of horrific entities while fighting said entities. Tried to cut off his own finger repeatedly. Partook in an enemies-to-lovers romance in which only he believed them to be enemies. Short. Kidnapped at least 3 times. Surrounded by queer women who are constantly threatening to kick his ass. No understanding of pop culture. Possessed by a purveyor of apocalyptic beat poetry. Said the first “I love you” in the show, directed at a cat that was biting him. Called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” Metaphysically disassembled anyone who was mean to his boyfriend. Said “good lord” unironically. Asked a murderous Russian clown why she didn’t sound Russian. He was even bi

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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It’s my 2 year Alice-versary. 🥺

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That’s unrealistic, she’s unforgettable!

That one friend that's too forgettable:

Throws old Sasha art at you