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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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Race is a made-up thing invented by the slur companies in order to sell you more slurs.
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thinking about a comment I saw about how terrifying it must've been for kris when they felt us choose a response.
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You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends
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i hurt myself to hurt you. because you deserve it.
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this is so stupid
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The Knight...
The Aura Farming Knight...
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two kris drawings I didnt rlly know if i wanted to post I can't tell if I like or dislike them 😮💨 I wanna get good at drawing that armor though I feel like I haven't quite figured them out
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I can finally share this comic I did for @aawomenzine ! I was super proud to be a part of this project and so so happy with how this comic came out. Each page is a different card suit! Loved this project ❤️
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Imagine getting isekai'd into a fantasy world and your mentor/father figure is just J.R.R Tolkien,and after besting him in combat he kin assigns you Smaug.
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Reupload of my silly first kiss comic (i deleted my blog on accident lol)
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i literally learned to use blender just for this lmao
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