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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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i think about this every day

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4000cc breast implants :)

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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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today my roommate got the funniest fortune cookie in the world and they framed it and now it’s hanging in our living room

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With he’s friends

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

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Too good to stay on twitter

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i played right into my patients hands just now. he’s like “you look like you could name the 12 knights of the round table” and I’m like “you bet I can” and so I rattled them all off and he said “very impressive, but do you know WHO made the round table?” and I said “pretty sure it was Merlin” and he’s like “no. it was Sir Cumferance” and i laughed so hard I surely deafened him 💀💀💀

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...And then she posts it on social media and people in the comments are like "Is that Hinata Shoyo in the backround?"

I like the idea of Kageyama dressing very low key and still being recognized, while Hinata is somehow never being recognized despite being the most colorful person around.

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"