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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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*starts running towards you with a spear in hand* hehehe!! :D heeeheeeeheeheheeee~!!! *starts getting faster* *face turns gravely serious*

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.