cafemasterhugo
cafemasterhugo
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battle cafe worker and author. i like pokemon more than people. pokemon irl/rotomblr.
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cafemasterhugo · 10 months ago
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nearly done with my shift! i placed an order for a milkshake that i can collect on my way home... it is wonderful working near a dessert place, even though it means i must buy some sweets for pixie while we're there.
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cafemasterhugo · 10 months ago
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a woman brought her six poochyena to the cafe! a wonderful start to my 12 hour shift.
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cafemasterhugo · 10 months ago
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the slowpoke remains in my home. i have named him filbert, as no one in the area claims him.
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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the kids and abraxas get on surprisingly well! he is a bit cross i didn't let him in the pool, but i won't be cleaning grimmsnarl fur out of it.
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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it is so very hot in paldea right now... i am melting. edmund loves it, but everyone else is staying indoors.
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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science side of rotomblr, why do ghost types like me so much?
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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i'm off to paldea for the week with family. the slowpoke can keep my bed warm for me, suppose. maybe it can befriend the marshadow that keeps walking into my glass kitchen door at night.
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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there is a slowpoke on my bed.
i do not have a slowpoke.
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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zorua nice pokemon humans feed treat? rules sucks zorua love human treat feed zorua lot of treat in forest. tell humans feed zorua treat please
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cafemasterhugo · 11 months ago
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it's been an awfully busy few months. a marshadow is haunting my home, a rotom destroyed my laptop and somehow the backups of my novel... all attempts to recover it have failed.
ah, well. it may be a popular piece of lost media if i ever become well-known. i have already begun putting together another story.
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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the motostoke café is now open 24/7! i will be taking several night shifts, so do go easy on me. no battles between midnight and six am though.
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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i woke up to see it lurking in the corner of my bedroom, of course this corner being another shadowy one.
i haven't heard of this pokemon before, but it certainly seems to match the description. now i simply wonder what such a rare thing is doing in my flat...?
there is a very small pokemon in my flat. it i am struggling to identify it. it seems afraid of my phone, so i will attempt to describe it: a deep grey, bipedal. seems to be a sort of ghost type? i can only see it from the corner of my eye...
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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the tiny ghost is still in the shadowy kitchen corner. i threw some treats to it, and they seem to have been eaten.
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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it doesn't appear similar to any banette i've ever seen... it seemed to have orange-ish eyes from what i could tell, but it almost seems to melt into the shadows.
i keep catching glimpses of it in the shadowy corner of my kitchen. it's a nightmare keeping abraxas (my grimmsnarl) from antagonising the thing, but he's only ever so confident when he knows he has an advantage, so i'm fairly certain it is a ghost type.
there is a very small pokemon in my flat. it i am struggling to identify it. it seems afraid of my phone, so i will attempt to describe it: a deep grey, bipedal. seems to be a sort of ghost type? i can only see it from the corner of my eye...
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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there is a very small pokemon in my flat. it i am struggling to identify it. it seems afraid of my phone, so i will attempt to describe it: a deep grey, bipedal. seems to be a sort of ghost type? i can only see it from the corner of my eye...
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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POLL TIME!!!!
So.... I love doing rp with you guys. As I said. And you have all given me so many ideas and inspiration.
List of Pokeblogs I run here.
So.... I am asking a very important question.
Would you like your OC written into my REALLY LONG FIC?
Let me know who you are and how big of a part you want your character to play if you vote yes!
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cafemasterhugo · 1 year ago
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my partner thought sauerkraut was a pokémon...
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