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a collection of tweets, part 29

(the series)

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bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

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adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

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It really is a testament to how absurd the theft of the commons under capitalism is that one of the first questions to ask before you start gardening is “how do I get dirt”

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the phrase “this made me think of you” is my favorite thing someone can ever say to me

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“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

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thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die

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At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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hey guys whats up

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Relatable posts were invented by Big Mood to sell more emotions.

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I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

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Fred Astaire offers his ideas on women’s fashion in Roberta (1935).