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Call her tiramisu the way she’s full of espresso and lady fingers

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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oopsie, I tiptoed through old memories and now my soul aches a little

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date a person who stay obsessed wit you .. not just in the beginning

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My type? Eye contact and audacity.

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please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, i lost interest in life back in 6th grade

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Every woman you know is like my hair is fried, I hate my job, and I wish I could’ve saved my grandmother

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me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah

me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

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periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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Not to be vague but not again please

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)