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'Icosakaioctogenarian'

Probably not a real word, nice try though

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“51 Shades of Grey“

My mom really likes that book

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“SON OF A BITCH FUCK SHIT“

My sister has a very particular way with words, it was reflected in this cake crime.

The twist here is that the amount of candles reflects her age at the time.

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“Help him blow (the candles), Goddamnit“

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“Buttloads“

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“Me Grandma Only”

There’s a story for this one.

Non-english speaking Grandma travels to the US to visit my aunt and her kids, she somehow manages to lock herself out of the house when my aunt is away and the kids are all alone inside.

In her desperation, Grandma knocks on the neighbor’s door and somehow manages to craft the sentence “Me Grandma, Kids Only” while pointing at the house.

That was enough to get the message across and get the cops to help them out, but the phrase will forever live in infamy for us.

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Elections themed cake, because I got drafted to help with the elections that year.

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“Half a Century, Planty“

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Cake Crime

I finally decided to gather as many photos of the crimes we’ve done in my family and share them online.

We’ve been doing stupid messages on cakes since 2010, but a lot of the photos of these have been lost one way or another.

If you, your family or your friends share this awful way to do birthdays, share it with everyone, or start it this year, be creative and tastefully offensive about it.

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I can’t find the very first crime, but this is one of the first sins to bless our family with ridiculous birthday cakes.