calebisprobablystoned
calebisprobablystoned
Just a Dude
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27M, He/Him, Cis/Het, Confirmed ADHD, suspected Autism. If I'm posting I'm prolly stoned. If you're blocked I probably noticed a pattern of posts that were bad for my mental health to consume
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calebisprobablystoned · 7 hours ago
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taste: 6-8/10, probably
presentation: -17/10, ew
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calebisprobablystoned · 4 days ago
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that's OK I'm high enough for both of us lol
I’m not even high this afternoon
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calebisprobablystoned · 5 days ago
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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
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calebisprobablystoned · 5 days ago
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This is why the only thing I'll take as a work lunch is sandwich ingredients and bread. I'm always in the mood for some form of sandwich, and it being cold is the goal.
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calebisprobablystoned · 6 days ago
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calebisprobablystoned · 7 days ago
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The wonders of the German police car
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calebisprobablystoned · 8 days ago
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calebisprobablystoned · 9 days ago
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your tags are wrong, that's a pangolin, not an armadillo
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calebisprobablystoned · 15 days ago
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Honestly if you'd said "gem" instead of "crystal" I'd have no complaint though (Because everything listed EXCEPT bismuth IS a gem.)
what is the best crystal
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calebisprobablystoned · 15 days ago
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Hi full time Budtender part time chemistry nerd, little bit of knowledge for ya to combat the misinformation you just posted: THCA is just the acid form of THC. When heated above 200ish degrees fahrenheit it loses the carboxylic acid group, offgasses a CO2 molecule, and becomes THC. ALL WEED is THCA weed. THCA weed is not legal in any state that doesn't have legal recreational or medical cannabis. The process of combusting the flower turns ALL the THCA into THC. THCA IS NOT federally legal. Almost nothing the above person stated is correct.
Also I have no idea where you came to the conclusion that that is purple kush, since the research papers cited don't list the strains, and the image used is just a generic google image search weed image (like all hellsitegenetics images), which MAY be purple kush, but could be any number of related or even unrelated strains. The buds pictured are too early in their growth to tell from purely visual cues.
There's a lot of misinformation about weed going around, especially in states where it's not legal yet.
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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calebisprobablystoned · 15 days ago
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I feel relevant
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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calebisprobablystoned · 15 days ago
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buddy I have some bad news for you about bad breeding practices and snakes, look up spider morph ball pythons
you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning
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calebisprobablystoned · 15 days ago
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I would domesticate cheetahs, like other basic bitches, because they're like 90% of the way there already by temperament, and BIG KITTY
you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning
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calebisprobablystoned · 16 days ago
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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工
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calebisprobablystoned · 22 days ago
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The judges were so, so wrong. I've never sent a physical letter and probably never will, but I'd buy like 10 of them just to have 'em.
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Haters
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calebisprobablystoned · 1 month ago
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Friend and possible future boy/girlfriend, since silver dragons can polymorph at will and are smarter than most humans. They tend to act as protectors and are known (at least in D&D) for romances with humans and other mortal races
"Mom, I found a friend, can we please keep them?" You gasp as you see your child petting and hugging a SILVER dragon - the most dangerous magic species.
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calebisprobablystoned · 1 month ago
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Social security income should not be taxed. other income, either from investments or otherwise, should be taxed as normal. some people are "retired" but still make millions or more in investment and rental income
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