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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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liv has moved to @famefckr.

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rebrand-a-rooney

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sigh blog cleanup is annoying

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def need to change liv's url and get a new promo

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A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS ❄️⛄🎁 ↳ lines from sabrina carpenter's nonsense christmas remix.

"think i only want you under my mistletoe."

"i might change your contact to 'has a huge north pole'."

"you said you like my stockings better on the floor."

"[gendered term], i've been a bad [gendered term], i guess i'm getting coal."

"let me come warm you up, you've been out in the snow."

"baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like ho ho ho."

"i don't want santa's elves underneath this ol' tree."

"here's a little carol i wrote, it's about you and me."

"you're my wishlist."

"looking at you got me thinking christmas."

"snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissing."

"when you're coming down the chimney, oh it feels so good."

"you'll be santa claus and i'll be mrs." // "you'll be mrs. claus and i'll be santa."

"i'll take you for a ride."

"i'll be your vixen."

"i don't even know, i'm talking christmas."

"i'm talking decking all the halls."

"i'm talking spiking egg nog."

"i'm talking opposite of small."

"i'm talking big snow balls."

"you got a new toy for me."

"i'm out here trimming the tree."

"i caught that holiday glee."

"my true love gave it to me."

"look at all those presents."

"that's a big sack."

"that package is too big to gift wrap."

"how quickly can you build a snowman? think fast."

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i love finding out people are still ripping off my url like go away

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WHAT CAN MAKE THE TIDE TURN? WHAT CAN MAKE THE FIRE BURN? ©

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BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFCKR, BLEEDING ME DRY LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE ! ©

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❝ don’t forget your scarf,  it’s cold out. ❞ ❝ are you coming to thanksgiving dinner? ❞ ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ ❝ apple cider is better than pumpkin spice. ❞ ❝ pumpkin spice is better than apple cider. ❞ ❝ if i hear pumpkin spice one more time i’m gonna scream. ❞ ❝ it’s halloween,  motherfucker. ❞ ❝ did you see something move in the woods? ❞ ❝ look,  a full moon! ❞ ❝ are you ready for pumpkin carving? ❞ ❝ do you want tea or hot chocolate? ❞ ❝ man,  you don’t sound good. ❞ ❝ i’m so over flu season. ❞ ❝ i made you some soup! ❞ ❝ any ideas on couples costumes? ❞ ❝ they’re not christmas lights if they’re orange. ❞ ❝ here,  take my sweater. ❞ ❝ let’s have a bonfire. ❞ ❝ have you seen my fake blood? ❞ ❝ that’s not fake. ❞ ❝ hocus pocus or some shit. ❞ ❝ look at these fuckin’ bats! ❞ ❝ is that body real or fake? ❞ ❝ it’s freezing outside. ❞  ❝ NO!  it’s not supposed to snow yet! ❞ ❝ what are you,  a constipated ghost? ❞ ❝ i don’t think that’s sex moaning. ❞ ❝ pretty sure this place is haunted. ❞ ❝ i’m not going in there. ❞ ❝ happy turkey day! ❞ ❝ wanna go apple picking? ❞

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so its looking like we're going to get hit by the cat 3 hurricane but just barely be on the outskirts of the eye, so... the more i say that we're getting hit by the 3, the less likely it is to happen 😌