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i heard about you giving birth... congratulations! i'll have a drink for you and raise a glass for the kiddo wherever you guys may be. how's that mothering lifestyle treating you? / @doveexposed

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a lot of things can be said about you, dua, good and bad. but your crazy ability to write and put out a danceable track is unmatched. i say this as i have been dancing around my living room all day, with your profile on spotify on shuffle. the chances of my neighbors having seen me throwing it back, are very high. / @duaexposed

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so... hailey. we're friends, right? good friends. pretty much best friends at this point. i've been there for you through your trying times, as you have mine. but what's the point of having a best friend who's a model slash beauty guru extraordinaire slash cutie with a booty, if she doesn't set you up with some sexy ass models? i have to say i'm disappointed. / @hailsbaldwiin

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miss cline, we regret to inform you that your friendship with james alexander chase stokes has been put on hold due to lack of payment. payment is accepted in the form of a hang out session with milo for a walk and talk or a friendly dinner where you, miss cline, are in charge of cooking. mr. stokes will be reachable by phone during business hours to discuss payment. / @cliines

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i saw a tiktok not too long ago with women saying which names for men were a red flag and they were all j names, so i think we dodged a bullet there, man. d'awww, you miss me? i miss you too though. but to be fair, a lot of couples break up after prom, so you couldn't really expect me to stick around. that depends on where you're at right now? i'm in la and i'm more than ready for a guys night.

Isn't it funny that we both have J names and don't use them? Joseph and James who? I think we've just always been on the same vibe. I miss you, ya know? We had our prom photo taken and then it's like you were gone with the wind. What's it gonna take for you to come see your favorite person in the whole wide world? aka me. /@stokeschase

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chase stokes is thirty one years old, with his birthday being september 16th, 1992. he is currently single and open to all connections below + more.

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 / 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇

ride or die

hookup turned friend

acquaintance

best friend - jacob elordi

party buddy

acting role model

bestie bromance - drew starkey

confidant - hailey baldwin

good influence

bad influence

gym buddy

platonic soulmate

new-ish friends

matchmaker for - andrew garfield

awkward interactions - pete davidson

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 / 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇

exes on good terms - madelyn cline

went on a date

casual hookup

friend with benefits

drunken mistake

sexual tension

flirtationship

pr relationship

one time hookup - barbara palvin, candice swanepoel

𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂

rival

frenemy

hateship

mutual dislike

professional competition

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒

mutuals on social media

roommate

matched on a dating app

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