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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

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don't forget to tear apart and overanalyze every detail of that entirely positive social interaction you just had that initially made you feel good but now you're not so sure ok love you

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what if I completely ignore the problem

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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

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David Corenswet & Nicholas Hoult in Jimmy Kimmel Live w/Diego Luna (Jun 25th 2025)

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forgive me father for i have not locked in

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i get so jealous of euthanized dogs, june gehringer // buck and bobby, 9-1-1

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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alone in my apartment at last and able to drink milk out of the carton and eat whatever and do drugs and sleep with no pants on!! #yay . wait what’s that? .. oh it’s just my loneliness #myloneliness

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guy who forgot the term "road head": duuuude i got carjacked last night 🥴🥴🥴

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they’ve invented a new kind of edging where they