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oh boy, sinners is trending! i cannot wait to see more people talking about the themes of exploitation and indoctrination

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[10000+ posts about the white guy]

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don't lie to me guys. luffy and usopp absolutely WOULD have a ghost hunting youtube channel ...

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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Clark (clarkpb01)

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What in the Renaissance painting is going on here????

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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where’s the cunty red rug??

Left, Conclave (2024) and right conclave (2025)

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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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BL DRAMAS + 'Postcards from Japan'

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wait boys are real I thought they made them up for yaoi

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dying on Easter when you’re the Pope after telling JD Vance to go fuck himself, in a year where there’s a fandom for a movie about a Conclave, is pure aura farming honestly

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Spouse sent this to me and I can't stop thinking about it

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“The Garden of Earthly Delights” (c. 1500) by Hieronymus Bosch

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake