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I spy with my little eye
Another mspaint sketch
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tma staff I think about at least once a week:
- how lonely the original elias bouchard must've been to be replaced like that - no memories of him were altered, and yet he didn't have anyone who cared about him enough to know he was gone
- that small time frame when jon and gerard both worked at the magnus institute and didn't really know each other. but could
- the fact everyone in gerard life saw him as an instrument to the point of him being used against his will even after his death
- tim's "what did she look like?"
- people dehumanizing jon to the point that he wasn't able to consider himself- and be. a human anymore
- a knife in martin's hands
- gerard keay's last thoughts
- how michael shelley trusted gertrude and cared about her
- jon crying and saying "I'm sorry" again and again
- "I don't forgive you"
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It took me way too long to realize this was about tma
straight relationships: crush -> dating -> proposal -> marriage
Queer relationships: unrequited crush -> worm attack -> tentative friendship -> friends to lov-SIKE! Six month coma -> rejected ‘run away with me’ proposal -> try to die for each other -> actually run away together -> first kiss 🥰 -> apocalypse murder -> try to die for each other 2.0 -> consensual stabbing -> interdimensional mystery vortex
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rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.
and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"
and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"
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Started listening to TMA, i don’t know who Martin is but if he’s frequently bringing dogs into… whatever this guys name is office(did he say his name yet? I don’t think he did), I love him so much
Martin you are my ride or die, do NOT fail me now, don’t make me reheat this and everyone who reblog this say something like “oh buddy…” or “ahah.. yea..” don’t you dare Martin.
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Doctor diagnosed me with loser who doesn’t shut up about the Magnus Archives syndrome. Yes it’s terminal
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@callmey1
We should make this


baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
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i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*
… buy an axe in central london
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This is what you’ll see in your nightmares. Time to lotion up beholding boy.
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I hurt my own feelings with this one y’all 😔👍
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