callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

“He has... Top... IVs...”

Liam winced. Wow this kid was loud. “Well thag is great, but how do you know he is top percentage?”

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

Please tell me anonymously or not why you follow me. I could use some positive messages

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

“MY RATTATA IS LIKE IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATA!! HE’S SUPER COOL AND I LOVE HIM!!!”

“I’M YOUNGSTER JOEY!!! WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY RATTATA?”

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

“Do you want to hear about my Rattata?”

"HEY RED ARE YOU MY DADDY BECAUSE I'M AN AWESOME TRAINER AND LIKE MY RATTATA IS SUPER COOL AND IS LIKE IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE."

…“this is definitely your kid red.”

Lien. Hush– yes. yes im your redaddy too don’t worry son.

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

Better Call Joey!

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

fun fact: Youngster Joey’s Rattata has nearly perfect IVs. It is in the top percentage of Rattata. 

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

DO NOT PURCHASE "POKÉMON GO" WHEN IT COMES OUT!

It’s just an evil plan devised by Youngster Joey to get into your smartphone and obtain your phone-number.

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

“BEHOLD. MY RATTATA IS SUPER COOL AND IS THE TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA, HE IS LIKE NO OTHER RATTATA AROUND THESE PARTS AND HE’S SUPER AWESOME AND I LOVE HIM AND--”

“I’M YOUNGSTER JOEY!!! WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY RATTATA?”

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

“S-Senpai is my Dad--”

"HEY RED ARE YOU MY DADDY BECAUSE I'M AN AWESOME TRAINER AND LIKE MY RATTATA IS SUPER COOL AND IS LIKE IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE."

…“this is definitely your kid red.”

Lien. Hush– yes. yes im your redaddy too don’t worry son.

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

“MY RATTATA ISN’T LIKE OTHER RATTATA BECAUSE HE’S MY BEST FRIEND. AND HE’S LIKE IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE. AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I STUDIED IT AND HEY WANNA HEAR SOMETHING COOL?”

“I’M YOUNGSTER JOEY!!! WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY RATTATA?”

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

"I'M YOUNGSTER JOEY!!! WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY RATTATA?"

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Makeouts Or Dismemberment: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

"IT'S LIKE HE'S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATA!! HE'S SO COOL!!! WANT TO SEE MY TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA?"

"WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY RATTATA?"

"I’ve heard enough about it from Lyra informing me you call her on a close to daily-basis for the very purpose of telling her about that rattata of yours, therefore…”

Reconsidering his phrasing and the fact the boy may not adhere to sophisticated vocabulary and rather ignore it, he put his answer in simpler terms.

"No."

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

Thanks ElectroEthan for this fun parody XD I chose Cyndaquil, so I changed that ;v;

[{Based my URL off of this song.

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

"LIKE HE'S IN THE-- WAIT. HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE???"

"I know…you said that…he’s in top percentage…" Rogue now having almost a growling tone in her voice, followed by a sigh.

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY RATTATA!!"

[callmemaybeimyoungsterjoey]

► Pick a person and give a quick peck on their cheek

"Sure~!"