calls-himself-julian

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bro did not watch cocomelon growing up 😭🙏

I was born when Babylon was still a thriving nation, so no, something as trivial as, whatever that is, I did not grow up viewing.

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*shows him skibidi toilet...yes..the whole fucking thing*

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What the actual fuck.

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Why would I be yelling? Seems counterproductive to me.

Well, aren't you interesting. Far more pathetic than a typical one of you.

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ugh..emo kids.

alright the door is there, use it before you start blastin my chemical romance-

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chat is that the emo fly ride neon not sigma alpha zero edger no Gyatt super skater emo boy??!?!?1/?!/!/1?!

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What?

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NOT skibidi alpha Rizzler.

Despite how much I have heard those terms, I still do not understand them.

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Amazing. Do you actually have original insults, or are we going to recycle the same ones I've been told for most of my existence?

Oh little mosquito~

Come to pester me again? How delightful.

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I am not a child, despite the appearance, Constantine.

And I leave when I choose to, not when you tell me to.

Well, aren't you interesting. Far more pathetic than a typical one of you.

@calls-himself-julian

ugh..emo kids.

alright the door is there, use it before you start blastin my chemical romance-

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Oh little mosquito~

Come to pester me again? How delightful.

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How original. I've heard Year 10s with better insults than that.

Well, aren't you interesting. Far more pathetic than a typical one of you.

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ugh..emo kids.

alright the door is there, use it before you start blastin my chemical romance-

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Reblog if it's okay to fill up your inbox!

-please feel free to specify in the tags any limits you may have! examples being: mutuals only; only for memes, general ic asks, or both; if ooc asks are welcomed; etc.

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Of course the house will. If not, then I will claw my way inside.

Constantine, I need assistance.

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With what?

‘M not murderin’ no one. An’ that time I got you eyeballs, was a one time thing.

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No, you will not kill anyone. Nor am I in need of eyeballs, I have more than enough currently.

I need space to put my things. Too many jars, not enough shelves or space in the freezer.

Constantine, I need assistance.

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With what?

‘M not murderin’ no one. An’ that time I got you eyeballs, was a one time thing.

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A tantrum? Adorable assertion, but no. I'm merely growing bored of your jeers.

Mosquito

I am many things, that is not one of them.

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Return to your grave, cockroach.

Mosquito

I am many things, that is not one of them.

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I am not.

Mosquito

I am many things, that is not one of them.

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I am not a child.

Mosquito

I am many things, that is not one of them.

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I am the fox that outwits everyone around it. Not a simple worm or mosquito.

Mosquito

I am many things, that is not one of them.