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Two paintings of two versions of my favourite trap :D

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What's your sexuality?

Couldn't care less as long as I'm getting laid

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are you australian?

NJ born and raised (unfortunately) although that's not the first time I've been asked that. I've got a pretty nasally voice so I'm sure some of my words sound like they've got a bit of an accent to them

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What songs have you been listening to lately?

A lot of bloodhound gang. "I wish I was queer so I could get chicks" always makes me laugh

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You're pretty cool dude

There's a lot of adjectives people have used to describe me, and cool has never been one of them. I feel like I owe you some sort of trophy for being the first

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Missing Scott like hell today. Tripped over my own shoelaces and no one was there to punch me in the arm and call me a dumbass

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Is this normal for tumblr? I'm genuinely asking, what's the appropriate way to react to an image like this

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Puts you in a cute little hello kitty themed blender ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Do I get to keep the Blender? I've lived in this apartment for 3 years and all I got is a microwave that smells suspiciously damp no matter how much I clean it (I don't clean it)

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im gonna touch you

I'd say take me to dinner first, but I haven't rocked the casbah in months so go ahead

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i think you look sexy on this picture aha

I get that, the lack of life in my eyes is absolutely dripping with sex appeal

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so that means you have no friends now? :(

I tend to keep to myself these days, yeah. Without Scott it's really just me, myself and I. That's why I'm on this blog so much, it's nice forcing someone other than myself to listen to what's on my mind sometimes haha.

It's also pretty hard making friends in a city where everyone knows you from your missing poster- and they didn't even use a good picture. I mean seriously, imagine everyone within a 30 mile radius's first impression of u is this:

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Hi, sorry to bring up a rough subject, but I’m wondering if you ever worry ab jigsaw targeting you again or coming back in some way. I’m thinking ab moving to the area but one of the bigger downsides is the serial killer activity and I wanted to see if it’s still as much of a problem

Yes and no.

For me personally, I think im relatively safe. by kramer's logic I passed his test, since I stayed alive long enough for someone to come rescue me. I went legit with my photography and I don't do any of the unqualified PI shit anymore. I think as long as I keep my head down and my nose clean I'll be good, but I still don't feel great. It's like I gotta be on my best behaviour at all times in case that asshole decides he's bored and wants to finish me off.

Jigsaw is still very much active in the city, people go missing all the time and he seems to always be one step ahead of the cops. I would recommend staying away for the meantime. If I had the money I'd be long gone by now lol

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watsup with scott

Jesus, man. Are you ready for a wild answer?

So Scott was my best friend since we were like 5, I think we bonded because we both had pretty shitty home lives. When we got to our late teens we started smoking weed together, but i never took it any further than that. Scott though, he started taking all kinds of drugs and hanging out with some shitty people, and I think it really fucked him up.

I distanced myself at this point, but I still kept him in my life because I wasnt sure he actually had anyone else who had his best interests in mind. As violent and quick to anger as Scott was, he was totally vulnerable. Ever since we were kids I could tell he wasn't well mentally, and I think the drugs only made that worse.

When I dissappeared for a week apparently Scott absolutely lost his mind. I've been told he started sympathising with jigsaw and telling people I was lucky to be "tested" by him, and saying he didn't care if i lived or died. I think that was just his way of coping, trying to make the situation less scary by pretending that I wasn't really in any danger, and that he didn't really give a fuck if I was.

He took this jigsaw infatuation way too far though, and decided to rig up his own trap and test himself. He didn't pass his own test, and ended up killing himself with this homemade jigsaw trap. He died one day before police found me. Apparently he recorded the whole thing, and that footage is floating around in a police evidence locker somewhere. I haven't seen it, and I don't want to.

Scott Tibbs was the biggest asshole I ever knew, but my god I miss that guy. I think about us at 15 years old, drinking 40s and spray painting abandoned buildings together, or us at 11 sneaking one of Scott's brother's horror movies up to Scott's room to watch from behind our hands, all while proclaiming that we weren't scared. I look at my right ribcage and see a small pink scar from when Scott stabbed me with a rusty nail on my 6th birthday, and I think to all the other times injured eachother while being stupid.

Pretty much the only fond memories from my childhood involve Scott, and even though we weren't as close at the end, I'll always love him like a brother. If only the cops had found me a day earlier, maybe Scott would still be here.

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Intro [ic]

I'm Adam, I'm 27 and I'm from New Jersey. If u think you recognise me, you probably saw my missing poster at some point. I'm cool with taking about jigsaw, but this blog is mainly gonna be about my photography and drunken ramblings.

Intro [ooc]

This is @goatcheesecak3 's rp blog :3 if u wanna know more about me, check out my pinned post over there

The way this rp works:

I want this to literally seem like Adam's tumblr, so I don't tend to engage with other rp accounts as if we're in the same room, I just interact on this account the way anyone else would except I'm pretending to be Adam.

In my rp of Adam I try and avoid hcs that conflict with the canon events of the films (except the major contradiction that Adam is alive. In this rp he was found by police after about a week or so). So that means no chainshipping, and no apprentice Adam. He's just a regular guy that happened to survive a serial killer

If you're another rp blog feel free to interact! But only if you're 18+ irl. nothing flirty or sexual, and no arguments that are too heated, since I can't verify ages and I don't wanna end up cussing out a kid by mistake (even if it is just pretend).

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i thought you were in gay relationship with that doctor or smth

Only relationship I'm in is the one with my right hand

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While I'm not busy being the world's most devastatingly handsome jigsaw survivor, I like to unwind by sneaking stray cats into my apartment to check them for fleas and give them something to eat without my landlord noticing

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can we get a trans rights king

Trans rights all the way man