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“is resurrection romantic?” it can be. Come here

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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

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*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

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[guy who keeps dying and coming back voice] Why does everyone look so upset lol

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Finals

Jackie Taylor propaganda

Lup propaganda

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Kravitz (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Grim Reaper. So hot he managed to date Taako from TV

gotta be krav

Adelaide Tristé (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron):

NO PROP FOR ADELAIDE??? Adelaide is literally the Queen of Death, she takes over being the GOD OF DEATH AND PSYCHOPOMP OF THE DEAD. She haunts the woman who killed her physical form and forced her into the aforementioned Queen of Death role. She FLIRTS WITH THE WOMAN WHO KILLED HER! Anyone who slept in her city for a night would take the city with them, spreading her influence over the world. She holds the power to allow people to truly die, or to force them back into life as undead. The woman who killed her took her to a magic city INSIDE OF HER SWORD and Adelaide's time there made her rethink how she ruled as Queen of Death and she decided to make an AFTERLIFE REALM TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO PREPARE FOR BEING RELEASED INTO NOTHING!!! She is That Bitch, she wears pearls and beautiful dresses and I'm pretty sure one time she tried to seduce Hella Veral by looping pearls around her. I will not stand for this, she is one of the BEST NPCs in Heiron

I'M SORRY DOES MY PROPAGANDA MEAN NOTHING TO YOU ALL THIS IS THE EMPRESS OF PEARLS! SHE IS IN A POLYAM RELATIONSHIP WITH HER MURDERER AND HER MURDERER'S THIEF ASSASSIN GIRLFRIEND WHO IS ALSO TATTED UP. ADELAIDE CAN FUCKING GET IT!!!

Adelaide Tristé, queen of death, empress of pearls, deserves the title of sexiest podcast character purely for the ephrim death scene in winter they had to cut, are you KIDDING me. Except then we also have another *three* seasons of her being magnificent and brilliant and scheming and also building a compassionate afterlife for the people of a very indifferent world.

Hella Varal (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron):

brown lesbian with red hair and big sword. used to be evil but got better. one of her girlfriends is the queen of death who she killed. i'm bad at these she's hot though promise

Huge gal with a huge magic sword. Has TWO girlfriends.

big evil woman... she's in a polycule with Lesbian Saul Goodman and Death

Art of Adelaide and Hella made by @amaranthsynthesis.

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lol necromancy isn't even that bad

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lol necromancy isn't even that bad

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I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!

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someone replied to the elf smoking weed post with “elf’s don’t have bongs” and I’m pretty sure only an elf could craft such a device

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BEST LONG-TIME PINING SHIPS: ROUND 3 MATCH 1

(The blupjeans art was made by @herbgerblin !!)

Reasons to vote for each ship underneath the cut!

Blupjeans: fantasy nasa astronauts stuck in a functional time loop together spend 47 years slowly falling in love which culminates in them playing a beautiful duet with stunning narration about learning how to care for each other and be cared for (and then a couple more decades after that they rip their souls ouf of their still-living bodies to become terrifyingly powerful undead abominations together for eternity and it fucking rules) >:) Also Lup is canon trans so that rules too Percabeth: They meet as 11 year olds and don't really get along but within a couple weeks they end up best friends and Annabeth canonically had a crush on him by the end of the first book. They both liked each other (though Percy was oblivious to his feelings until they were 16). They fought side by side door years, kept nearly dying for each other, she was literally Percy's anchor to the mortal world when he went in the river Styx, and they both have up immortality (and in Percy's case, godhood) for each other all before actually admitting they had a crush on each other. Also, An additional year can be added for when he was kidnapped and his MEMORY WAS ERASED! and all he could remember was HER NAME 😭 and she searched for him that whole year.

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Semifinals

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i know its cliche to say but lup adventurezone really is the character of all time like. she's an elf, she's a wizard, she's dead, she's a ghost, she's a bounty hunter for the raven queen. her spirit lived in a magic-eating umbrella for a nebulous number of years. she's an astrophysicist. carbo-loading breakfast then blowing up an abandoned dmv was her best day ever. she has a twin brother who's memory was wiped of her existence. she's in love with a white guy named barry bluejeans. she planned a heist on a casino to get back at someone who owed her fifteen dollars. after being released back into the world the first thing she did was dunk on her brother's love life. she speaks mongoose. and she's trans. do you get it.

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I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!

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Can't really put my finger on it but I feel like power and prestige and ascending to godhood is for Necromancers and toil and duty and getting eaten so your soul can forevever fuel another's will is for Cavaliers