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So, I recently took a part-time job in a warehouse and apparently, THESE:

Are treated almost like... PETS??

Hear me out, NONE of them actually work like they are supposed to. One has a cracked wheel and makes horrible noises, other one will lower itself randomly, a lot of them lift only if you wiggle them in specific ways–

The point is, you rather quickly pick a favorite. And will look out for it CONSTANTLY or else it gets snatched within minutes.

That leads to me finding some interesting quotations written over these guys. Like:

"I will BREAK YOUR LEGS if you touch him."

"This one belongs to Matt. TO MATT."

"My precious boy."

I guess that people will pack-bond with anything.

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"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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Shakespeare has like a character named Antonio in about four or five of his plays, and the dude is usually somewhat minor, involved with the sea and possibly other men. So I have this theory that Shakespeare had a buddy named Antonio who was basically the Yoko Ono of the King’s Men.

Antonio would be this gruff, sexually-ambiguous, partially-literate Italian merchant/sailor dude who would occasionally show up in London and end up hangin’ out and drinking with the actors. Shakespeare would be like “EEEEYYY, come join in, brah!” and invariably write him a role in the show. The actors HATED it because he was terrible at acting, so terrible that he could never even remember his character’s name and Shakespeare would usually have to switch it to Antonio. Eventually, everyone just got so fed up with Antonio mucking up their shows that they burned down the Globe.

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Street Artist

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Like the land meeting the sea, some things are inevitable. It's Last Word Wednesday.

this is a redraw/study of the official cover art for chapter 31 (also attached under the cut):

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here

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dude no way,,, fr?

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卓越したボディコントロール　Σ(ﾟДﾟ) ｽｯｹﾞ! Body control of a horse archer

（ Reddit:r/Damnthatsinteresting u/rgatoNacho ）

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I love baseball

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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

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Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

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