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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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A cat I met in the woods yesterday

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

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there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That's one less fork to deal with.

I have severe executive dysfunction. I've been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it's helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn't freak out trying to tackle everything at once.

I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:

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Linguists! Gondor calls for aid!

R, my brother from another mother, has a baby daughter U, who is genuinely so smart her preschool teachers worry about what to do with her. Most of her genius seems to be mathematical/musical, but she is also ahead of the curve in language, and he'd like to give her all the learning tools he can. He asked me to see if I could source some books for little kids about language, specifically books that can explain etymology and offer learning help for Greek and Roman (oh my God I meant Latin) roots.

If nothing else I can build her a flashcards deck, since this is something I also got young, but I'd love to know of linguistic learning resources for kids in the 3-6 year old range. She's about to turn 3 but is speaking at around a 4 year old level and doing kindergarten level math if not above. Anything aimed at Black girls is especially welcome, but we will take what we can get for this kid.

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redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere

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there’s a lot going on here

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

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ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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