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The new Harry Potter show is going to come out and there’s going to be a new character named Mahbleempus whose job it is to stand outside the hog warts express and inspect the children’s genitals to make sure they match their appearance and Harry Ron and Hermione are going to be like yaaayyy we love our genitals being inspected by Mahbleempus and the adults will be like thank god Mahbleempus is here to look at our childrens’ genitals so that they’re not violated and there’s going to be like a hundred screenrant articles titled like “the 10 Earth Shattering Lore Implications of Mahbleempus” and the Harry Potter fandom cockroaches on tumblr will be like wow is it just me or can Mahbleempus can kind of get it #marauders #yaoi

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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

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pride month is over stop lezzing out

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

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this is a drawing about how i love my cat

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any kind of burger counts if you consider it a burger

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has anyone asked this

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Daily fish fact #719

Smalltooth cookiecutter shark!

This shark is most well known for its parasitic feeding behaviour, boring into the flesh of bigger animals (and even submarines, sometimes) and leaving behind distinct round scars. The shark achieves this through its marvelous specialised dentition! The teeth of the upper jaw are thin and pointed, while the teeth of the lower jaw are wide, triangular and connected to each other. To feed, the shark must first secure itself to the side of the bigger animal via creating a strong vacuum with its fleshy lips and sinking in the upper jaw teeth for good measure, after which the shark will spin its body and slice a clean chunk of flesh off with the sharp lower jaw teeth! The shark also eats smaller prey, like squid, preferably whole.

When the time comes to replace their old teeth (as all sharks do), the smalltooth cookiecutter shark loses all of its lower jaw teeth at once and eats the whole row to conserve calcium.

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Top ten shark facts? 🦈

I mean I don't rly rank shark facts, so heres just ten random ones:

1. Lemon sharks have a buddy system, where they will stick to another shark for higher chances of survival. They swim so closely to each other sometimes, that it looks as if they're holding hands...or rather fins.

2. Great white sharks can change the color of their upper body half to better match the surrounding water aka they're capable of camouflaging themselves!

3. Hammerheads are amazing at finding prey, due to the hammer having a bigger amount of ampullae of lorenzini (tiny organs that can detect electromagnetic fields). They swerve their hammer left and right to scan the area and can detect stuff like stingrays even when they are buried in the sand.

4. The waters around Australia have the biggest variety in shark species! If you want to encounter loads of different ones, thats the place to go! Theres said to be over 150 species there!

5. Sharks have the ability to remember and recognize humans. They respond positively cuddly to divers that have helped them before and Cristina Zenato (the women thats known for removing hooks from sharks) has described experiences where the shark will lie in her lap and let her remove the hook peacefully, because it knows she will help. This speaks a lot for their intelligence.

6. There are shark species that are capable of biofluorescence (absorbing & the reemitting light) and bioluminescense (producing the light themselves). An example for the first one would be shy swell sharks and an example for the latter are kitefin sharks.

7. Tiger sharks are known as the garbage cans of the ocean, because they are capable of eating absolutely everything. Not only do they have super strong jaws & teeth, but their stomachs are actually highly acidic and have barely any problems breaking down the weirdest things.

8. The dark shyshark gets the second half of its name due to its reaction when threatend. It actually curls up and puts its tail over its eyes!

9. The cookiecutter shark actually cuts cookie shaped holes into its prey and usually does that while the prey is still moving, kinda like a snack to go. They also are known for biting into submarines.

10. The hierarchy between different shark species in an area is not always just determined by size or strength. The amount of time the shark has spend there and how familiar it is with the environment, plays a role as well! Some researchers observed a big shark making place for the smaller ones, because it was still new to the area.

(All facts stem from documentaries, scientific papers or the pages of professional divers. I do however not guarantee that they are definitely correct, or haven't been disproven since)

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I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

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