canonjoshua

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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Whatevar

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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me: oh, you poor, twisted fool. don’t you see? in your malice, your greed, and your heartache, you’ve become the very thing you sought to destroy in the first place!

hero: *shrugging* happens

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look what i can do

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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Oh my god we actually did it.

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

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Cute german terms to call your significant other:

Du Gesicht

Erdbeerkäse

In Leberworscht sind Vitamine drin

Bio ist für mich Abfall

Hannibal Lätta

Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?

Pfodse

Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsaufga­benübertragungsgesetz

Döner mit extra scharf

Läuft bei dir

Brot kann schimmeln was kannst du

Der Bass muss ficken

Apfelschorle

Babo

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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?

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Blog header that just reads "nonstandard DNI criteria".

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I enjoy when RPGs don't bother to try to make their damage type keywords make any realistic sense at all. Fuck you, you just got shot with a poisoned laser beam.

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It's only slightly funny how half the people coming up with fan-made designs for Dess Holiday are clearly memeing on Vriska Serket and the other half have equally clearly never read Homestuck in their lives, yet both groups end up putting her in the exact same outfits.

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You'd think "Soulslike miniboss whose equipment drops have paragraphs and paragraphs of attached lore making them out to be a big hairy deal in the setting's recent history, yet literally nobody else has ever heard of this guy" would be a parody thing, and yet.