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my favourite thing about ayuso is that he’s always serving face, you have to check out the latest photos of him for the white jersey podium on getty

serving face isn’t a hobby to him it’s a way of life

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bitches will swear to not be THAT german and then run to the ice cream shop as soon as it's like 10°C and the tiniest bit sunny. To get a lecker spaghetti ice cream and complain about the prices.

I AM BITCHES 1,90€ FOR A KUGEL HABN DIE DEN ARSCH OFFEN??

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Hey so, do people outside of Germany (or wider DACH region), know about these two?

Mr skinny chocolate and his fat milk wife?

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August 4 2025 Tade Pogačar

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promise this is the last one but georg zimmermann straight up not having a good time on the uhhhh [checks notes] 500m climb was too funny not to post

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

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Mathieu and Arnaud behind the podium after stage 5 of Renewi Tour 2025

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Oh how I would love to have one of those life-sized horse gear display mannequins.

I would keep it on our apartment's big-ass glass panel balcony on the 5th floor, where it would be visible anywhere that the house itself is visible, and scare the shit out of at least one new person every week, and cause at least one car crash a year because someone got so distracted by thinking "IS THAT A FUCKING HOR- oh it's just a-" before hitting a parked car.

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Don't become so afraid of being annoying that you don't allow yourself to be anything at all.

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"BANZAI!"

All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets. My usual foil for water technique and cotton wool for the splashes were used into create the water

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Is anyone interested in seeing the sign I will bring to La Vuelta?

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