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I just know Elon is either high as a motherfucker or coming down hard writing all this shit about Donald. Cause y’know when you’re in the throes of a k hole and your boo does you dirty, but you’re both incredibly rich, powerful, and basically untouchable, the only place you can air your grievances is online (but through your own respective platforms of course)

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God I’m also so grateful to be Canadian rn watching the trump/elon divorce, cause no matter how terrible some of our representatives are I feel very confident that they wouldn’t have a dick measuring contest on social media. Honestly it’s both terribly sad and absurdly hilarious to see two entirely oblivious billionaires airing each others’ dirty laundry (aka accusing each other of/admitting to FEDERAL CRIMES) to the public at large just because they got their ego hurt. Crash and burn you dumb fucks and take the rest of your ilk with you.

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Y’all the Elon/Trump divorce is giving me a dopamine hit like I haven’t felt since destiel cannon in Spanish day

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first ever live action omegaverse, everyone

Pit Babe + text posts (pt. 1/2)

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first ever live action omegaverse tv show is finished! congratulations on going through this historical event, everyone!

Pit Babe + text posts (pt. 2/2)

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ep 1 is free on youtube

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"why do I smell alpha on you?"

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“Real Love” by Big Theif is such a Vegaspete song

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Speaking of kissing, isn't it interesting how VegasPete's first kiss was initiated by Pete, while every other kiss of theirs was initiated by Vegas?

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Vegas with quotes that reminded me of him (sorry for bad quality lol)

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I did something perhaps…

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happy pete monday...

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Vegas for the character ask thingy? Latest chapter of Trolley Problem absolutely shattered my heart 🥺🥺

Hi!!! First, I will not lie, my intention when writing this fic is always to cause pain to my readers. I enjoy making everyone feel the same gut-wrenching desire I do for these boys and a happy ending.

Onto the character ask, AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay, so:

How I Feel About this Character:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So, while I look at Pete and see the perfect vessel for all the sour, rotten feelings that people experience about life (much of those feelings being strangely in tune with how I felt as an emo fifteen year old), Vegas is who I believe to be a perfect symbol for all the physically grotesque aspects of being human, something I personally feel really close to. At the risk of scaring everyone, I grew up being called a freak by all my classmates. I'm into bugs and monsters and horror (supernatural and real), I collect embalmed animals and bones that I find in the woods, and nothing sounds more romantic to me than being handed a piece of jewelry with a human tooth (I know, I know). The point is, I love him desperately because he symbolizes all the darker aspect of humanity that are villainized when there is so clearly romanticism hidden inside them. (Idk maybe I just have a very gothic view of love).

In addition, I love the unknown depths of his character. We know who he is, and we somewhat know why, but not really. We know his father hits him, but nothing more than a slap (Has he ever experienced anything worse?) He solves every problem with sex. (Why? Is there a reason? Was he raised to believe his body is the best way to seal a deal?) How did his mother's death affect him? There is so much we suspect, but don't know for sure. He is a well of questions and quirks that are off putting and captivating all in one! UGH, I love to pick his brain and figure out how each and every action of his can be traced back to a certain experience (He makes me feel like a forensic profiler lol).

All the People I ship romantically this character with:

Pete. No one else.

I know a lot of people can see Vegas with Porsche, but truthfully, I can't think of any world where Vegas would pick anyone over Pete. Even in the show, you can see just how forced his feelings are with everyone outside of Pete. Pete is the only one we know of who has seen the vulnerable, humiliating parts of Vegas; Vegas has been flayed open for him. Vegas doesn't need to explain himself because Pete has seen the reason for why he is what he is. And, most importantly, Vegas does not need to force his own. vulnerability (something humiliating for a Theerapanyakul to do) because Pete sees it without any help, meaning Vegas can seek him for comfort without having to explain why. Pete just knows. They understand each other on levels that I think no other person ever has, and that is why they only see each other. God, I love them.

My Non-Romantic OTP for this character:

This is going to sound very strange, but Nop. Maybe that's because I've invented my own version of Top for Game Theory, but I personally like to think that this guard who has seen him through Pete, and has stayed with him for so long, would know him in a way that after the walls have fallen in the end of season 1, would leave them open to a friendship. I could see him remaining his guard after Vegas' fall from grace, first to protect him, and then because Vegas has made extra for dinner and 'Just stay, Nop. It's not a big deal." leads to "Pete's gone out with his friends. Wanna have a drink with me?" to "Nop, we've got to get you a partner. You're spending way too much time in this house." (I have a bad habit of falling in love with my interpretations of small, nearly nonexistent characters.

I also see Vegas becoming good friends with Tay in a world where he eventually wises up and leaves Time. They have so much in common with their gossiping and cattiness. I think they'd enjoy each other's company a lot. Pete comes home from drinking with Porsche, Tankhun, Arm, and Pol to find Tay and Vegas drinking wine and whispering about what who their wealthy peers are fucking in private.

ANYWAYS, give Vegas some fucking friends, dammit!

My Unpopular Opinion about this Character:

I DON'T KNOW WHY MY UNPOPULAR OPINIONS ALWAYS INVOLVE PORSCHE I'M SORRY but I just don't think Vegas was ever interested in him. I think people give Porsche too much credit. I think people often believe that he eventually got to a point where he actually liked him, but no, I'm sorry. I've watched the entire series over 10 times and every time they talk, it feels so forced by Vegas. The motorcycle ride, the flowers in the hospital, the party and bathroom scene,,, nothing about that felt nearly as authentic as after Vegas fell in love with Pete and helped Porsche find his uncle. That was the only time I felt like these two's emotions were both honest. So yeah, I just don't think he likes him near as much as a lot of the fandom thinks.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character:

LET HIM HAVE THE FUCKING RING, DAMMIT. Listen, Porsche would be shit at running the family. I'm sorry, there is no real world where the man who struggled beating a man who fed secrets to a competitor would willingly run the enterprises of a family that deals in drugs and sex. I know we love Vegas, I know he's our poor little meowfioso, but he is cruel. His circle of caring is small, and it does not include the victims of the industries that family most probably deals in. If Korn's goal is to ruin his own family, then putting Porsche in charge was a great idea. If he wants actual profit, give it back to my baby!

Anyways, those are my opinions. Please remember they are OPINIONS and I totally do not expect everyone to agree with me. I just enjoy ranting :)

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zukka ripped through the terminally online gay community in 2020 like polio ripped through small town america in the early 20th century like it was incredibly serious

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Vegas: Where are my f***ing keys?

Pete: Vegas, Venice is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Macau: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my F***ING KEYS?!

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Get you a man who will deliver your anemia medicine for you, volunteer for gruesome murders for you, set up a nice cozy tent in his massive house for you, conduct medical malpractice for you, recreate the sound of the wind through the trees for you, buy a funeral home for you, make fondue for you, gently hit a guy with his car in the rain for you,